Posted by JaneST on October 22, 2000, at 11:15:20
In reply to The Visit, posted by pullmarine on October 22, 2000, at 10:18:20
> The Hundred Dollar Visit
>
> A man went to a doctor
> and sat down in a chair
> and the shrink he said,
> 'now tell me sir,
> why does it hurt and where?'
> And the patient said 'I will tell you no lie,
> I've a painful ache right here in my life
> and he opened his heart so wide, so wide
> that the doctor, for 100 bucks,
> he climbed right inside
> and said 'ho ho ho ho, now isn't this fun!'
> as he tried his costly chemicals and labels one by one.
> And the patient cried, 'you're hurting me so.
> Please put down your pills and let me go'
> But the shrink he replied with a 'HO HO HO!
> I've still six labels and
> a dozen psycho-active pills to go.'
> 'OOPS! That's the wrong one, I do confess,
> but what's one psychotic nerve more or less?'
> Then suddenly the door went 'Bam!'
> And the patient was gone despite his doctor's plan
> Where he went, one can only guess
> To north or south or east or west
> he left no forwarding address,
> but what's one psycho more or less?
>
> based on a poem by shell silverstein.PM:
I'm sure shell wouldn't mind the liberties taken here...if he were still around.Good job...
Jane
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