Posted by pullmarine on October 22, 2000, at 10:18:20
The Hundred Dollar Visit
A man went to a doctor
and sat down in a chair
and the shrink he said,
'now tell me sir,
why does it hurt and where?'
And the patient said 'I will tell you no lie,
I've a painful ache right here in my life
and he opened his heart so wide, so wide
that the doctor, for 100 bucks,
he climbed right inside
and said 'ho ho ho ho, now isn't this fun!'
as he tried his costly chemicals and labels one by one.
And the patient cried, 'you're hurting me so.
Please put down your pills and let me go'
But the shrink he replied with a 'HO HO HO!
I've still six labels and
a dozen psycho-active pills to go.'
'OOPS! That's the wrong one, I do confess,
but what's one psychotic nerve more or less?'
Then suddenly the door went 'Bam!'
And the patient was gone despite his doctor's plan
Where he went, one can only guess
To north or south or east or west
he left no forwarding address,
but what's one psycho more or less?based on a poem by shell silverstein.
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