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Posted by Quintal on September 30, 2007, at 0:12:14
Yesterday night I witnessed four separate incidents of public urination, all within view of my own window. The first was of a man scuttling down a darkened alleyway, and later, two young men using lamposts like dogs. In the fourth, a strange car pulled into the cul-de-sac beside my house and a young woman got out, went round the corner, pulled her jeans down to her ankles, and proceeded to vomit whist voiding herself on the pavement. After a few moments she stood up, wrestled herself free of the jeans and held them out at arm's length while trotting gaily back to the car (I'm guessing either her aim was poor or she had befouled herself prior to getting out of the car). I just wish I'd had my video camera at hand lol. I know I'm just a shameless pervert. But seriously, how can people brazenly do such things in public?! Alcohol? It took 4mg Klonopin for me to be able to use a urinal unselfconsciously, so I find the behavior of this woman hard to fathom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EjGYtzaD24&mode=related&search=
I'm guessing that's her car she's using, so hopefully she's not been drinking. But surely you'd have to be on at least something to do such a thing?!
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Posted by Poet on September 30, 2007, at 16:17:45
In reply to Public Urination, posted by Quintal on September 30, 2007, at 0:12:14
Hi Quintal,
I used to live next door to a sport's bar and on more than one occassion I would hear someone urinating under my bedroom window at closing time. At least he didn't urinate into my bedroom window. I don't know how anyone can do that in public. I have to take the end stall in a public ladies room and hate it if a woman takes a stall right next to me.
Poet
Posted by Quintal on October 1, 2007, at 19:59:53
In reply to Re: Public Urination » Quintal, posted by Poet on September 30, 2007, at 16:17:45
Eew!!! I hope there wasn't a smell in hot weather. I was just thinking, that woman probably was internet access and surfs the net like we do. Just imagine coming across this post and seeing yourself taking a pee in front of millions. I do hope it's not a fellow babbler.
Q
Posted by Michael83 on October 1, 2007, at 20:06:52
In reply to Public Urination, posted by Quintal on September 30, 2007, at 0:12:14
Maybe she escaped from the zoo. What an animal.
The overalls really compliment the peeing on the street too, lol.
Posted by Quintal on October 1, 2007, at 23:18:29
In reply to Re: Public Urination » Quintal, posted by Michael83 on October 1, 2007, at 20:06:52
I wondered if she was pregnant, hence the overalls, considerable girth, and pressing urge to urinate? I don't understand why she didn't crouch down behind the door of the car (if that was her car) to better conceal herself?
Q
Posted by cactus on October 8, 2007, at 4:33:50
In reply to Re: Public Urination » Michael83, posted by Quintal on October 1, 2007, at 23:18:29
at my sisters 21st she received 21 certificates as a right of passage, the first award for the proceedings was the phantom slasher award for her amazing ability to wee in public without ever getting caught. One such escapade lead her to loosing and rare and expensive amreican indian turquoise bracelet.(They are very expensive in Australia) As soon as she got up the next day, she jumped in the car drove to the scene of the crime, picked up her bracelet and drove home again. By the way it was miles away!!!!!!!!!! We still couldn't believe it was there let alone finding in in about 30 seconds.
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