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Posted by karen_kay on August 26, 2007, at 10:17:12
i wasn't crazy.
i didn't have to take medication.
i didn't blast poor lar all the time.
i didn't have such poor luck with cars.
i didn't waste student loan money on an education i can't even remember or finish.
i wasn't paranoid (that kinda fits in with craziness).
i ate normally.
i didn't think i was ruining my child.
i could take a nap without thinking my duck was choking on a shikabob stick (i have a feeling that fits in with the crazies too).
i wanted to have sex with mister kk instead of strangers (does that fit in with the crazies?).
i wasn't so much like my mother.
i'd remember to take my klonopin.
life wasn't so hard (or at least seem that way).
i seemed as normal as everyone else.
sorry lar,kk
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on August 26, 2007, at 13:14:39
In reply to i wish... *sorry lar triggers*, posted by karen_kay on August 26, 2007, at 10:17:12
(((((((((big hugs for you)))))))))))
I wish life weren't so hard for you either. You've been through a lot, and maybe it's time for you to take it a little easy on yourself.
Change up the routine a little bit. Find some daycare for the little one. He's a toughie, he can hold his own among his quacking duck peers.
I hope your search for alternatives to staying home is successful.
your bud,
Ll
Posted by karen_kay on August 26, 2007, at 21:48:30
In reply to Re: i wish... » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on August 26, 2007, at 13:14:39
there's a want ad like this:
wanted: highly neurotic, horrible typer, dangerous mood swings a must!, short skirt wearing (ok, that i can see!), no multi tasking involved, long-break taking, talk your ear off, want to sleep with you (no gender preference of course) gossip for hire. day care included. as well as various assortment of pills under desk (finding them is the best part, you know!).
sign me up!
(((li))))
you always know the right thing to say dear. i'm getting an app tomorrow and i'll go from there.
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
repeat several thousand times.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on August 27, 2007, at 7:23:36
In reply to do you think... » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on August 26, 2007, at 21:48:30
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Posted by karen_kay on September 5, 2007, at 11:50:50
In reply to i wish... *sorry lar triggers*, posted by karen_kay on August 26, 2007, at 10:17:12
i have given you plenty of time to respond lar.
being a female and crazy, i thereby (is that correct? please don't correct me if it's not) take back my 'i'm sorry' post. i have decided that i am well within my rights to go off at any given time.
thank you for not responding, as that gives me reason to take this opportunity to take back my apology and in the future 'freak out' any time i damn well feel necessary.
i don't know what got into me apologizing like that,
kk*shew, i feel more and more like myself everyday!* :)
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