Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on August 27, 2007, at 7:23:36
In reply to do you think... » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on August 26, 2007, at 21:48:30
Wanted:
Independent spirit and creative thinker sought for attracting clientele to growing pill-making business. Must be over 18 years old. Long legs desired, but not required. Willingness to try sample product a plus. Sense of humor, and good interpersonal skills a must.10am-3pm M-F, with optional Saturday night "happy hour" overtime shift.
Free childcare provided by a staff of dedicated duck herders. Healthcare includes 4 free psychotherapy sessions a week, biweekly massage therapy and 100% health, vision, teeth, and toe coverage.
7,000 dollar sign on bonus, plus free use of company Saab convertible.
Must be willing to adhere to company dress code of above the knee skirts and professional red pumps.
Only Karen_kays need apply. No references required. Please include official transcripts of elementary school coursework and evidence of current typing tutor continuing education.
contact (888) 555-2121 for a 2 minute phone application.
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