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Posted by karen_kay on July 24, 2007, at 10:11:02
my sense of humor
is lacking a bit
and i'm finding that
i'm beign a twitfor when a joke
sometimes is told
i fear someone's saying
'you're getting old'
(hey, it rhymes!)ac, let's begin
and start a new
how do you do?
it's nice to meet you!i think today
i'll take a joke
and this funk will leave
and bug some other folksi wish no one else
to find this funk
but i want it no more
so be gone, i want fun!so sorry ac! but, i fear i haven't used my air conditioning in so long that when i even see the intials i somehow think the worst :)
nice to meet you dear. it's time for me to chill out and turn the ac on! how are you doing? and we can play anytime. but, i msut warn you, i prefer it sweaty any old day...
Posted by karen_kay on July 24, 2007, at 10:20:20
In reply to adelaide curtis, posted by karen_kay on July 24, 2007, at 10:11:02
i've forgotten the rest of your name, but you know who you are.
addictions, you say?
they don't go away.
i fear they will
be hassling you still.for kk is fond
of such a con
who wears such a dress
and has big ole breasts
wait, i speak of myself
as often i do
forgive me you must
i have a nice bustbut missed you i have
more than you know
and words can not do
but a picture i'd showuncivil it'd be
and i'd be blocked
a collection you'd take
to get me unlocked!((((my very favorite con)))))
missed you darling!!
kk
Posted by ConfuzyQ on July 24, 2007, at 14:30:07
In reply to con..., posted by karen_kay on July 24, 2007, at 10:20:20
hmmm, i think i'll take "CQ" instead if ya don't mind... how can i be expected to reassimilate into society if everyone keeps calling me "con!!"
my love, just when you found me again... JUST... i have started cheating on babble with another board. yes it's true, i had fallen back into swinging through these here parts again daily, for a couple months there. but now i am on a new and engrossing mission, studying up on, shall we say, "something" i'm interested in. (if that doesn't tell you enough, well i'm sorry but i could hardly spell it out any more clearly. in fact i'm afraid i've gone too far this time, and people in real life will be figuring out who i am all over the place.)
yes, my head has been turned, i'm picking brains elsewhere, grazing other pastures. just a matter of apples and oranges, so do not sink into a jealous rage. (you did know there are apple, orange and brain pastures, didn't you?)
but now hold on, that doesn't mean i'm going away entirely. missed you too dear, so swell to see you! however you're right, it must be yourself you're seeing on that bust size thing.
confuzyQ :)
> i've forgotten the rest of your name, but you know who you are.
>
> addictions, you say?
> they don't go away.
> i fear they will
> be hassling you still.
>
> for kk is fond
> of such a con
> who wears such a dress
> and has big ole breasts
>
>
> wait, i speak of myself
> as often i do
> forgive me you must
> i have a nice bust
>
> but missed you i have
> more than you know
> and words can not do
> but a picture i'd show
>
> uncivil it'd be
> and i'd be blocked
> a collection you'd take
> to get me unlocked!
>
> ((((my very favorite con)))))
>
> missed you darling!!
>
> kk
Posted by karen_kay on July 24, 2007, at 23:58:00
In reply to Re: con(necting the dots)... » karen_kay, posted by ConfuzyQ on July 24, 2007, at 14:30:07
no-good, cheatin, hairdying (did i spell that right or do i need a trigger warning?), cheap and tight clothes-wearing, filling my head with nonsense, no-do-gooder, floozey, cheating, stealing, hustling, no boob havin, unable to keep down her liquor, thus making her an expensive date as well as a waste because she jsut vomits up the MOST expensive liquor on your shoes (yeah guys, she's that kind of girl!!!!! and trust me, i'm one fo those too so i can see them from a mile away!)...
i'm tired now, but i'll finish this later AND until i'm no longer upset at you for cheating.
kk, who's normally the cheater, not the cheatee!!!
Posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 2:06:44
In reply to you chain-smoking.... meanness t*** » ConfuzyQ, posted by karen_kay on July 24, 2007, at 23:58:00
ok so i've found the perfect job for you whenever you get the itch (again, that is. but a different kind of itch this time).
i actually never watched this "talk sex with sue johanson" program on the oxygen channel before, but just saw a marathon of it courtesy of being too paralyzed by God knows what to find the remote. i've decided i approve of this broad, and think you could step right into her shoes and take over anytime, as soon as she realizes she's already dead. you even look like her and everything. what do you think missy?
disclaimer: no disrespect intended to sue or kk, both of whom i love dearly. and likely to be full of lies and exaggerations. ;-)
Posted by karen_kay on July 30, 2007, at 11:44:01
In reply to Re: talk sex with kk, posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 2:06:44
if she's old, ugly or fat, i'm going to be extremely irritated!
i'll post my reply after i see what she looks like.
never mind the rest of the post. i find the rest to be completely fitting. geez, and if you want to talk about that (you know, the sex part), well... i'll get back to that after i see what she looks like...
kk, who's glad to have the computer back!
(she better look good!!!!)
Posted by karen_kay on July 30, 2007, at 11:59:10
In reply to Re: talk sex with kk, posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 2:06:44
first of all, i'm not even sure i spelled meanness or extreme right. i don't care. i didn't even bother to put a subject in, as this is just (yes, i spelled just correctly, as this is pure meanness and i wnat you to take this rush of meanness very seriously, even though i notice the 'want' up there isn't correct. i can't be bothered to type everything correctly, ok? pardon me, i don't spend all of my time going back and correcting everything. i'm not that ANAL, like some people i know... DOES THIS HIT HOME CON???? oh yeah, you don't like being called con, do you con???)
i forgot what i was sayign, but it was pure meanness anyway, so i can continue on with my meanness without finishing the old meanness i was saying anyway....
so, more meanness continues now: i looked that woman up. she's at least laurie's age. why not suggest that she sit in and wear a hidden wire that i can speak for her? huh? she's the old one, not me? why is it, that when i'm finally feeling better, you have to go and blow my (wait, can i say blow here, or is that uncivil???) good mood by compairing me to a dinosaur? only i can compare (or is it compair? i can't remember, thus making me spelling-dumb, not old dear....) someone to a dinosaur, not you.
and another thing.... i'm getting dangerously close to 30 you know. for some, that could be a serious trigger. you never know, that little jab you just (see, i spelled it right AGAIN!!!! hence showing that i am not joking here!!!! :) took might shoot me right over the edge. i might feel i really need botox injections, making me live the next 6 months with only the 'surprised' look on my face! how would people know when i'm sad, other than when the tears were to fall? i'd have to shout out to them 'i'm not surprised damn it, i'm mad, sad, angry, ect....' i can't be excpected to shout out my emotions when i don't even know them myself! that's why i can't get botox dear..... so, stop compairing me to dinosaurs like laurie and that old woman who's talking about sex but hasn't had any for 87 years, got it?
now..... when you're ready to say you're sorry, i'm ready to tell you i'm not ready to hear it yet!!!!
kk
Posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 11:59:30
In reply to i'm looking her up now.. » ConfuzyQ, posted by karen_kay on July 30, 2007, at 11:44:01
...um, er, ok, you refer to my 'disclaimer' again and meanwhile i'll leave town!
let's just say, i can see you as the entertaining and charismatic new host of that show. any physical resemblance to the current host would just be gravy. ;-)
disclaimer 2: now now you know i'm kidding, you absolute goddess you! not kidding about the potential as a great host for that show tho. :)
Posted by karen_kay on July 30, 2007, at 12:10:06
In reply to Re: 'She better look good...' » karen_kay, posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 11:59:30
i see you 'tried' to get this in quick, as you knew i'd be googling her picture.
i see all the sweet talk. all the backpeddling. you, at your best. well, it's not working dear. i hold a grudge like a (well, what i was going to say is completely uncivil so i'm trying to think quick and it's just not working...) ... let's just say i hold a grudge like kk holds down a pain pill :) (though i guess not so well, making this not such a great one, but you get the drift...).. but i do hold a grudge.
prepare to send me money pronto! kind words just will not do. but, i am in the job market. i was thinking of setting up one of those 900 number thingies from home but mr kk wouldn't approve (no bother even asking, we're having issues jsut goign to bars. i'm starting to get the 'wandering eye' already and he's startign to pick up on it already and things are starting to go south already from one bar trip. go figure! maybe i shoudl post somethign on relationships about this one, eh?)
but, i'm still holding the grudge. the only thing that works to let up on the grudge is money, presents (ie. pills and i don't mean antidepressants either!!!!), or compliments dear.... send them ups or western union. think i'm kidding? try me!
and gosh, about those relationships.... i need some advice about them myself!
kk
Posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 12:16:09
In reply to **EXTREME MEANNNNNNNNESS TRIGGERS **** » ConfuzyQ, posted by karen_kay on July 30, 2007, at 11:59:10
...meaning your POST beat me here (altho you and me both know that behind the scenes you're on your way over to REALLY beat me HERE! imagine the frenzy of fur, claws and hissing dear readers!! it will look like a veritable CARTOON!!)
would you STOP doing that please, my post would have been much more amusing if it got here first. i suppose i may see that i've been subjected to interference from you again as soon as i click this one off. (that's right, CLICK OFF lady! Click you!)
and stop kissing up to laurie -- if you want to give her a compliment, just do so. but even she wouldn't buy into the sincerity of the implication that she looks as young as sue johanson.
ok for your sanity i'll say i didn't mean it dear. and leave the 'sincerity determination' to your imagination.
Posted by jammerlich on July 30, 2007, at 14:54:01
In reply to Re: ah crap you beat me here, posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 12:16:09
Don't let her try and convince you otherwise. Just look at her last post and you'll see "jsut," "shoudl," and "somethign." Clear evidence that kk's meanness is gone!
Sorry to interrupt, ladies. You may now return to regularly scheduled programming....
Posted by karen_kay on July 30, 2007, at 15:05:33
In reply to She's over it » ConfuzyQ, posted by jammerlich on July 30, 2007, at 14:54:01
also...
i've found myspace.
my ex is on there. i guess if you don't have anything nice to say you shouldn't say anything at all, but i have seen his new girlfriend....
well, i didn't say anything mean, exactly.
back over there, to see who else i can find (dot dot dot)..
and i'm still stewing about being compared to a dinosaur.
kk
Posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 15:36:03
In reply to i'm stewing!!! » jammerlich, posted by karen_kay on July 30, 2007, at 15:05:33
...and thanks jammer for the kk decoder key! ;-)
Posted by karen_kay on July 31, 2007, at 12:35:44
In reply to She's over it » ConfuzyQ, posted by jammerlich on July 30, 2007, at 14:54:01
you must own the 'super duper secret kk anger decoder device.'
it is worn on the wrist or butt (and knowing you jammer, it is worn on your head with a pair of my underpants, left over from that slumber party, no?) and turns from red to yeloow (notice the spelling my dear?) to distinguish anger from happiness. (red=anger, yeloow=happiness)
now jammer, someone like con wouldn't know such things. con (notice that i continue calling con 'con' even though this poster has asked not to be called thsi name? i like angering people. in fact, i find amusement in little things!) wouldn't even notice that i was no longer angry if i were to say 'I'M NO LONGER ANGRY!' adn hand delivered con a cupcake (laced with rat poison of course, as anyone who compared me to a dinosaur should be fed rat poison, wouldn't you agree jammer?) complete with expired milk and a dynamite candle on top.
some people jsut don't understand my moods jammer, you know? i'm glad you get me dear! an i appreciate you pointing it out.
as well, you're never an interruption. please don't ever think it, got it? how could one as lovely as you think it? with a smile that pretty you could call me a witch anytime and i wouldn't be offended. (so take advantage baby!!!!) feel free to speak up (please do.. if it gives me a break from trying to explain to that beer guzzling train wreck of a woman what i'm trying to say, then please to speak up. i fear i waste half of my energy trying to tell her/him/it/CON what i'm trying to say, when you jsut as easily say it in a few simple words!!!
take care jammer and i hope your back is feeling well. your rear side too. you can take my underpants off your head and put them on your back. they have special healing powers, you know. just (hey, i typed it correctly, but that doesn't mean i'm angry with you) don't get them too close!!!!
love you long time (uh oh! that doesn't sound good. ever seen full metal jacket?)
kk
Posted by karen_kay on July 31, 2007, at 12:53:51
In reply to Re: ah crap you beat me here, posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 12:16:09
see, she's not even paying attention (though she needs to pay a plastic surgeon to remove that sun damage she has from being around since the beginning of time. i think she's older than jesus, isn't she? that should get her attention!!!).
i've never claimed to be smart (even to prove my point, i misspelled smart, hesitated to leave it and then corrected it) and oftentimes wondered who is older, jesus or dinosaurs? do you know? i suppose i could have asked some time when i was in church (no, the walls didn't fall, lightening didn't strike, i did sweat quite a bit...) but i fear i'd look rather stupid or questioning the dude in charge. plus, wearing shrot skirts is enough of an offense, let alone asking questions. i figured i could ask you, you all-knowing person you. i figured with all your jail time, you'd foudn god and woudl be able to answer the question, right? who came first, jesus or dinosaurs? (or laurie? oh dear, that was down-right uncivil, wasn't it? the laurie part.....)
now, everyone knows i'm very young. when mr kk and i went out, a drunk guy (yes, he was very, very very very veyr veyr vyer vyer vyer vyer drunk (and i'm not drunk) thought that i didn't look much over 21. i know you agree as well dear. you can tease me all you want, but we both know i'm much younger looking thatn you and that's why you love to tease me about lookign so old. it's ok, i don't mind. if i had a way to post my picture here, i'd do it in a second. it's no secret that i send my picture to everyone and anyone who allows me (even those who don't). and it's no secret when i do send them, they come in life-sized, poster cutouts. i figure, that way, people can print them out, hang them on the ceiling, and do what they wnat with them. now, i could blame it on my own stupidity. sure, i could claim that i don't know how to shrink pictures down. i could claim ignorance. but, i know that people really enjoy getting large pictures of me. i also know that this makes my breasts appear to be very very VERY large!!!! (you can't say that, can you??????? didn't think so. go ahead, it's ok to cry.)
so con, next time you want to make fun of me, be careful. you are the old one. you are the one with small boobs. and you currently are receiving massive emails of me and my HUGE boobs.
thank you,
kk
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