Posted by karen_kay on July 31, 2007, at 12:53:51
In reply to Re: ah crap you beat me here, posted by ConfuzyQ on July 30, 2007, at 12:16:09
see, she's not even paying attention (though she needs to pay a plastic surgeon to remove that sun damage she has from being around since the beginning of time. i think she's older than jesus, isn't she? that should get her attention!!!).
i've never claimed to be smart (even to prove my point, i misspelled smart, hesitated to leave it and then corrected it) and oftentimes wondered who is older, jesus or dinosaurs? do you know? i suppose i could have asked some time when i was in church (no, the walls didn't fall, lightening didn't strike, i did sweat quite a bit...) but i fear i'd look rather stupid or questioning the dude in charge. plus, wearing shrot skirts is enough of an offense, let alone asking questions. i figured i could ask you, you all-knowing person you. i figured with all your jail time, you'd foudn god and woudl be able to answer the question, right? who came first, jesus or dinosaurs? (or laurie? oh dear, that was down-right uncivil, wasn't it? the laurie part.....)
now, everyone knows i'm very young. when mr kk and i went out, a drunk guy (yes, he was very, very very very veyr veyr vyer vyer vyer vyer drunk (and i'm not drunk) thought that i didn't look much over 21. i know you agree as well dear. you can tease me all you want, but we both know i'm much younger looking thatn you and that's why you love to tease me about lookign so old. it's ok, i don't mind. if i had a way to post my picture here, i'd do it in a second. it's no secret that i send my picture to everyone and anyone who allows me (even those who don't). and it's no secret when i do send them, they come in life-sized, poster cutouts. i figure, that way, people can print them out, hang them on the ceiling, and do what they wnat with them. now, i could blame it on my own stupidity. sure, i could claim that i don't know how to shrink pictures down. i could claim ignorance. but, i know that people really enjoy getting large pictures of me. i also know that this makes my breasts appear to be very very VERY large!!!! (you can't say that, can you??????? didn't think so. go ahead, it's ok to cry.)
so con, next time you want to make fun of me, be careful. you are the old one. you are the one with small boobs. and you currently are receiving massive emails of me and my HUGE boobs.
thank you,
kk
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