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Posted by 10derHeart on July 16, 2005, at 8:45:33
My dear SIL's mom sends me interesting stuff all the time. Here's one of her latest. I thought the mental pictures of some were pretty hilarious.... (no offense intended to anyone, in any way, shape or form...)
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Many of us (those over 40, or WAY over 40 ) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walkerAnd last, but not least...
13. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
Posted by happyflower on July 16, 2005, at 9:57:29
In reply to What Not to Wear (those over 40, especially), posted by 10derHeart on July 16, 2005, at 8:45:33
That was so funny! I almost spit my juice all over the screen! :) I try to remember this stuff in 4 years. ( I hope I am not wearing Depends at that time!) Or maybe Depends will come out with g-string version! HeeHee!
Posted by Jazzed on July 16, 2005, at 10:19:35
In reply to What Not to Wear (those over 40, especially), posted by 10derHeart on July 16, 2005, at 8:45:33
Oh 10der! ROTFLMAO!!! That was SO funny I actually read this to my husband, and he was LHAO! I've never read to him from this board - so you KNOW it was good! Some of these actually reminded me of my MIL!!! Keep 'em coming baby!
Jazzy
Posted by crazy teresa on July 16, 2005, at 11:00:49
In reply to Re: What Not to Wear (those over 40, especially), posted by happyflower on July 16, 2005, at 9:57:29
> Or maybe Depends will come out with g-string version! HeeHee!
Quick apply for a patent! Have you seen those pads they make for thong undies? Yuck!!!
Posted by happyflower on July 16, 2005, at 12:45:30
In reply to Re: What Not to Wear (those over 40, especially), posted by crazy teresa on July 16, 2005, at 11:00:49
> > Or maybe Depends will come out with g-string version! HeeHee!
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> Quick apply for a patent! Have you seen those pads they make for thong undies? Yuck!!!
>Ya, it is gross, it is like if you need to wear those thongs why are you concerned about wearing a pad? . Yuck!
Posted by gabbii on July 16, 2005, at 12:55:40
In reply to Re: What Not to Wear (those over 40, especially), posted by happyflower on July 16, 2005, at 9:57:29
Or maybe Depends will come out with g-string version! HeeHee!
Funny girl!
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