What Not to Wear (those over 40, especially)

Posted by 10derHeart on July 16, 2005, at 8:45:33

My dear SIL's mom sends me interesting stuff all the time. Here's one of her latest. I thought the mental pictures of some were pretty hilarious.... (no offense intended to anyone, in any way, shape or form...)
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Many of us (those over 40, or WAY over 40 ) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least...
13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

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What Not to Wear (those over 40, especially) 10derHeart 7/16/05
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