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Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 19:48:26
In reply to Re: if....lol keep feeding my sugar starved brain (nm), posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 19:28:37
.After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver
found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from
Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the
driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free
ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the
staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre
fantasies.
The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 19:51:36
In reply to ALL RIGHT YOU ASKED 4 IT....... » Fallen4MyT, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 19:47:12
> but just remember brain candy is a hard addiction to beat adn sometimes.....I have to ad this warning or id feel responsible...not to scare anyone...but your brain can turn to FLUFFF!! hehehe
mega rotflmfaopimp.....ok you have warned me now bring on the brain cotton candy hahahahaha
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 19:53:04
In reply to true but funny!, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 19:48:26
rotflmao.......no way...this is not true...hahahah is it????? way too funny if so......more more gimme more :)
> .After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver
> found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from
> Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the
> driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free
> ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the
> staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre
> fantasies.
> The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 19:55:26
In reply to Re: ALL RIGHT YOU ASKED 4 IT....... » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 19:51:36
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 19:55:55
In reply to Re: if....lol keep feeding my sugar starved brain (nm), posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 19:28:37
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 19:56:51
In reply to Re: true but funny!, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 19:53:04
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:00:37
In reply to Re: true but funny!, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 19:53:04
Is it weird to give a plant a shower pimplmaosh!!
remember Im serious, is it?
It is so dead i was hoping to bring it back to life again, I have left him in there for about 20 min on low water pressure, luke warm of course. Actually i better turn it off now.
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 20:01:26
In reply to Re: if....lol keep feeding my sugar starved brain, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 19:55:55
hahahahah these are great and are making me mega lol...thanks for the lol's these rock
> If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
> doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
> musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
> tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
>
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 20:02:34
In reply to no offence to smokers;), posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 19:56:51
HAHAHAHA I LOVE these.....too funny...if I were depressed they would still make me lol
> Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
> making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
>
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:04:29
In reply to Re: no offence to smokers;) » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 20:02:34
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:05:15
In reply to Re: if....lol keep feeding my sugar starved brain » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 20:01:26
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:06:08
In reply to more more more, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:05:15
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. does that
mean that one enjoys it?
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 20:10:04
In reply to kinda gross should be with the above thread, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:06:08
HAHAHA MEGA LOLING HERE..OMG these are too good...I have to go for an hour or so but will be back.....feed my mind these rock how can anyone not think they are a mega lol
> If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. does that
> mean that one enjoys it?
>
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:25:28
In reply to Re: kinda gross should be with the above thread » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 20:10:04
tel myself jokes? Ok FUN!!
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:44:42
In reply to huh? what :( you mean I have...I have to to......, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:25:28
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a
whack?
hmmmm.. I really don't have any idea
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:45:55
In reply to huh? what :( you mean I have...I have to to......, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:25:28
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 21:08:37
In reply to OK Rain...., posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 20:44:42
ENJOY
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!Aren't you the guy from the Village People? PIMP
Are You Andy or Barney? lol
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.Is your power a penis substitute?
Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation. ROFLAO and PIMP
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer hehe
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? LOL
Oops...I thought you were a prostitute.
Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too
If you'd try the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight
Just had to try out that new siren, didn't you?
So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot? I love this one!!
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 21:43:35
In reply to Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!!, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 21:08:37
HAHAHA I am enjoying these are a riot...I love to laugh its much needed in this world...I hope you keep this up..I will have to look for some later....I am back for a while
> ENJOY
>
>
> WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
>
> Aren't you the guy from the Village People? PIMP
>
> Are You Andy or Barney? lol
>
> Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
> I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>
> Is your power a penis substitute?
>
> Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation. ROFLAO and PIMP
>
> I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer hehe
>
> You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? LOL
>
> Oops...I thought you were a prostitute.
>
>
> Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
>
> Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too
>
> If you'd try the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight
>
> Just had to try out that new siren, didn't you?
>
> So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot? I love this one!!
>
>
>
>
>
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 21:51:02
In reply to Re: Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!! » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 21:43:35
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 21:52:38
In reply to Re: Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!!, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 21:51:02
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:03:10
In reply to Re: Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!!, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 21:51:02
hahaha that may be my new sigline on aol :P
> It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:04:31
In reply to Fear, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 21:52:38
lmao youre killing me....this is sooo good for me.....I also am thinking on that diarreha one as a sigline hehee
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:08:53
In reply to Re: Fear » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:04:31
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:10:01
In reply to Re: Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!! » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:03:10
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:30:17
In reply to Re: Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!! (nm) » Fallen4MyT, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:10:01
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
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