Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 21:43:35
In reply to Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!!, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 21:08:37
HAHAHA I am enjoying these are a riot...I love to laugh its much needed in this world...I hope you keep this up..I will have to look for some later....I am back for a while
> ENJOY
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> WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
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> Aren't you the guy from the Village People? PIMP
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> Are You Andy or Barney? lol
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> Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
> I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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> Is your power a penis substitute?
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> Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation. ROFLAO and PIMP
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> I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer hehe
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> You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? LOL
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> Oops...I thought you were a prostitute.
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> Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
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> Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too
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> If you'd try the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight
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> Just had to try out that new siren, didn't you?
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> So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot? I love this one!!
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