Psycho-Babble Social Thread 370171

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10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate

Posted by TofuEmmy on July 25, 2004, at 1:01:02

1. I have health insurance, a 401K, and my own teeth.

2. For me, humor helps heals all things. I laugh, and like to make people laugh.

3. I cook really healthy, yummy, fresh food that will make your body love me.

4. I have approx. 160,000 Frequent Flyer Miles. Where to?

5. Despite tofu eaters' reputations, some of us do shave our legs.

6. I have no known allergies, although for some unknown reason I do sneeze when I get out of the shower.

7. I have a wicked case of depression. We could compare symptoms and whine together. I get giddy at the mere thought!

8. I come with no kids, no spouse, and no felonies.

9. Dogs love me, but never obey me. They laugh at me when I yell at them. They think I'd rather play. They are usually correct.

10. I know a few things that can make a man or a woman forget all about meat...ok, that one made me laugh. Let me try again. My blue eyes have only improved with the addition of some lovely smile lines.

emmy


 

Re: you sound like a dream come true (nm) » TofuEmmy

Posted by tabitha on July 25, 2004, at 2:20:59

In reply to 10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate, posted by TofuEmmy on July 25, 2004, at 1:01:02

 

Re: you sound like a dream come true » tabitha

Posted by TofuEmmy on July 25, 2004, at 9:44:34

In reply to Re: you sound like a dream come true (nm) » TofuEmmy, posted by tabitha on July 25, 2004, at 2:20:59

I've my toofbrush in one hand and my meds in the other! I'm ready! :-)

 

Re: you sound like a dream come true

Posted by deirdrehbrt on July 25, 2004, at 13:38:02

In reply to Re: you sound like a dream come true » tabitha, posted by TofuEmmy on July 25, 2004, at 9:44:34

Emmy,

Oh, how you make me wish I was ready for a soul-mate. I can handle the tofu, and I can add some seitan and texturized soy protein.
I love vegetable soups, and when I have a good veggie diet, I don't even miss meat. Unfortunately, when I'm depressed and only eating for me, I tend to purchase prepared meals, most of which contain meat. I would like to be a vegetarian, but it takes a little effort, which I usually don't expend on myself.
alas. Maybe now that I'll be cooking for another, I'll put forth that effort.

Dee.

 

sign me up TofuEmmy.....you sound delicious! (nm)

Posted by Jai Narayan on July 25, 2004, at 18:45:42

In reply to 10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate, posted by TofuEmmy on July 25, 2004, at 1:01:02

 

Re: 10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate » TofuEmmy

Posted by zenhussy on July 28, 2004, at 2:53:46

In reply to 10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate, posted by TofuEmmy on July 25, 2004, at 1:01:02

> 1. I have health insurance, a 401K, and my own teeth.
> 2. For me, humor helps heals all things. I laugh, and like to make people laugh.
> 3. I cook really healthy, yummy, fresh food that will make your body love me.
> 4. I have approx. 160,000 Frequent Flyer Miles. Where to?
> 5. Despite tofu eaters' reputations, some of us do shave our legs.
> 6. I have no known allergies, although for some unknown reason I do sneeze when I get out of the shower.
> 7. I have a wicked case of depression. We could compare symptoms and whine together. I get giddy at the mere thought!
> 8. I come with no kids, no spouse, and no felonies.
> 9. Dogs love me, but never obey me. They laugh at me when I yell at them. They think I'd rather play. They are usually correct.
> 10. I know a few things that can make a man or a woman forget all about meat...ok, that one made me laugh. Let me try again. My blue eyes have only improved with the addition of some lovely smile lines.
> emmy

Emmy,

You'd make someone a terrific soulmate someday when you're ready to be close to someone. With a list like that it is merely time before someone lands you and hits the jackpot with a beautiful intelligent silly gal such as yourself.

Take care and become your own soulmate first. Only then will you find the way to be a soulmate to another.
--zh

 

Re: 10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate » zenhussy

Posted by TofuEmmy on July 28, 2004, at 11:54:15

In reply to Re: 10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate » TofuEmmy, posted by zenhussy on July 28, 2004, at 2:53:46

Zensky - This was just meant to be a bit of fun entertainment for all during an ugly time on Babble. It was not really meant for a deep analysis. Not that I don't NEED analysis! I was trying to cheer up the troops during a bit of weekend battle fatigue.

As you know, I could certainly lengthen the list with much unsightly truth, but that would not be much fun at all for me or the Babblers.

Please take care of Zen.

Emily

 

Re: lighthearted versus other interpretations » TofuEmmy

Posted by zenhussy on July 28, 2004, at 14:18:24

In reply to Re: 10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate » zenhussy, posted by TofuEmmy on July 28, 2004, at 11:54:15

> Zensky - This was just meant to be a bit of fun entertainment for all during an ugly time on Babble. It was not really meant for a deep analysis. Not that I don't NEED analysis! I was trying to cheer up the troops during a bit of weekend battle fatigue.
> As you know, I could certainly lengthen the list with much unsightly truth, but that would not be much fun at all for me or the Babblers.
> Please take care of Zen.
> Emily

TofuEmmy,

Gosh for such a lighthearted list this was certainly a heavy response. Forgive my post if it was offensive to you. I was most sincere but I guess not everyone cares to here the honesty I speak. I'm used to that by now. And forgive me for seeing some truth in your lighthearted list.
--zh


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