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10 Reasons Why I'd make a good soul mate

Posted by TofuEmmy on July 25, 2004, at 1:01:02

1. I have health insurance, a 401K, and my own teeth.

2. For me, humor helps heals all things. I laugh, and like to make people laugh.

3. I cook really healthy, yummy, fresh food that will make your body love me.

4. I have approx. 160,000 Frequent Flyer Miles. Where to?

5. Despite tofu eaters' reputations, some of us do shave our legs.

6. I have no known allergies, although for some unknown reason I do sneeze when I get out of the shower.

7. I have a wicked case of depression. We could compare symptoms and whine together. I get giddy at the mere thought!

8. I come with no kids, no spouse, and no felonies.

9. Dogs love me, but never obey me. They laugh at me when I yell at them. They think I'd rather play. They are usually correct.

10. I know a few things that can make a man or a woman forget all about meat...ok, that one made me laugh. Let me try again. My blue eyes have only improved with the addition of some lovely smile lines.

emmy



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