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weight loss tips from Spriggy herself

Posted by Spriggy on March 6, 2005, at 18:35:57


Here is what will work (trust me, I just tried it):

1) Have your doctor put you on a medicine that will make you feel insane.

2) while you feel insane, forget to eat because you are so out of touch with reality

3) Because you are out of touch with reality, get put into the hospital

4) because you are in the hospital and have to eat the food tehy bring you, only eat the jello

5) come back home, weigh yourself and go

" weird, I lost 12 pounds?"

It should work for everyone. Let me know.

And you are welcome.

 

Re: weight loss tips from Spriggy herself » Spriggy

Posted by alexandra_k on March 6, 2005, at 19:33:17

In reply to weight loss tips from Spriggy herself, posted by Spriggy on March 6, 2005, at 18:35:57

HA!

I shall remember to save that as a last resort, ok???

 

Re: weight loss tips from Spriggy herself

Posted by jessers11581 on March 12, 2005, at 15:39:14

In reply to weight loss tips from Spriggy herself, posted by Spriggy on March 6, 2005, at 18:35:57

Sounds almost like what I experienced on Wellbutrin. What did you take?

> Here is what will work (trust me, I just tried it):
>
> 1) Have your doctor put you on a medicine that will make you feel insane.
>
> 2) while you feel insane, forget to eat because you are so out of touch with reality
>
> 3) Because you are out of touch with reality, get put into the hospital
>
> 4) because you are in the hospital and have to eat the food tehy bring you, only eat the jello
>
> 5) come back home, weigh yourself and go
>
> " weird, I lost 12 pounds?"
>
> It should work for everyone. Let me know.
>
> And you are welcome.


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