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weight loss tips from Spriggy herself

Posted by Spriggy on March 6, 2005, at 18:35:57


Here is what will work (trust me, I just tried it):

1) Have your doctor put you on a medicine that will make you feel insane.

2) while you feel insane, forget to eat because you are so out of touch with reality

3) Because you are out of touch with reality, get put into the hospital

4) because you are in the hospital and have to eat the food tehy bring you, only eat the jello

5) come back home, weigh yourself and go

" weird, I lost 12 pounds?"

It should work for everyone. Let me know.

And you are welcome.


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