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Posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 18:07:43
In reply to Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? (nm), posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 17, 2004, at 17:14:36
Now Miss Honey, do we REALLY want to draw attention to ourselves? Why don't you take a look back at our posts....I'd say not!!! And besides, by breaking the tie, he'd be incriminating himself. Is he a breast man, does he lean more towards personality, does he like the 80's? Hmmmm.... maybe we should keep him out of this mess. Could someone else lend us their prized therapist?
BTW, I still know he likes me BEST! So eat that!
Posted by Elle2021 on January 17, 2004, at 18:08:55
In reply to Elle, we need a name for your therapist, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 17, 2004, at 17:13:24
> Preferably beginning with "B"
>
> We have:
>
> Bean
> Bubba
> Beefcake
> Bob
> and
Burt
:)
Elle
Posted by Elle2021 on January 17, 2004, at 18:13:16
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 18:07:43
> BTW, I still know he likes me BEST! So eat that!
Oh Karen, you poor little delusional thing you! He likes me best.
Elle :)
Posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 18:13:45
In reply to Re: Elle, we need a name for your therapist » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Elle2021 on January 17, 2004, at 18:08:55
Posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 18:19:21
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 17, 2004, at 18:13:16
OK, now this calls for some immediate intervention/action as I am FEELING very accused and put down at this very moment! Now Elle, why do you say such things when you know for a fact that everyone likes me better than you? You know this is true. Why, I was talking to your mum just the other day and she told me how she wished I was her daughter. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you that, but someone has to. :) And even Miss Honey was saying she was thinking of dropping you from the pageant all together because she can't stand 80's music. Just ask All Done, she told her too! Now, All Done isn't always as honest as I am, but I think she'll tell you the truth on this one. I'm everyone's favorite! Just ask. And I'm not delusional! My Pdoc said so once, before he put me back on blasted antipsychotics. So there you have it. Who's delusional hun?
Posted by Elle2021 on January 17, 2004, at 22:29:46
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 18:19:21
Now Karen, I just can't stand to think of you as feeling accused.
>Now Elle, why do you say such things when you know for a fact that everyone likes me better than you?
It's easy, they are only trying to make you feel like you are liked...but they really like me the best.
>Why, I was talking to your mum just the other day and she told me how she wished I was her daughter.
Yes, she mentioned your call. Said she could barely understand you, something about wishing you were more like me...
>And I'm not delusional! My Pdoc said so once, before he put me back on blasted antipsychotics. So there you have it. Who's delusional hun?
I'm not sure just who's delusional, maybe it's time you get a check-up.
:) Hehe!
Elle
Posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 23:13:01
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 17, 2004, at 22:29:46
Upon serious reflection, I've come to the conclusion that I would not like Dr Bob to be a judge. It's so funny but I wanted to find out when I first started posting. So, I went back and saw the very first post I made got me A PBC! (I wasn't so nice back then) Can you believe it? Me?? I can include a link if you like... >) I guess I just needed someone to get me piping mad before I actually registered and began posting. I'm surprised it wasn't you! So, now we need to find a new judge, with a B name. Preferably one who likes spunky women...Any takers reading this far?
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 5:30:07
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 23:13:01
> So, I went back and saw the very first post I made got me A PBC! (I wasn't so nice back then) Can you believe it? Me?? I can include a link if you like... >) I guess I just needed someone to get me piping mad before I actually registered and began posting. I'm surprised it wasn't you!
I'm surprised it wasn't me too! Hehe! Yes, I would like to see that link. :) By the way, how did you post without registering first. When I first got here, I tried to post, but it wouldn't let me until I had registered.
>So, now we need to find a new judge, with a B name. Preferably one who likes spunky women...Any takers reading this far?
I think by spunky you mean classy...right
Elle
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 9:05:27
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 5:30:07
I'm quite certain he would be impartial. Try to look independent and confident. He doesn't like dependent women.
Posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 5:30:07
I am away for one day (in part trying to have a successful therapy appointment) and you ladies lose any grip on even the smallest tidbits of reality that you *may* have had in the past! Not to mention calling Dr. Bob's attention to this thread! We just may, with the mud slinging insults we have thrown around, be asking for it. But I have wondered if Dr. Bob reads everything and, if so, do we amuse him? I'm hoping we have at least given him a few chuckles...
Now, I need you all to understand that Beefcake would *never* vote for anyone but me. I mean, just yesterday, he practically told me he is in love with me! (Well, he said I didn't bore him, does that count?) And, as I live in close proximity to Dr. Bob, I fully intend to pay him a visit prior to the competition. Once he meets me, he too will fall in love. There, his vote will be secured. Finally, I will win over Bubba's heart when he realizes I have just as much charm as Elle, breasts just as voluptuous as Miss Honey's, and I am no where near as clumsy as Karen. Three votes secured for All Done. Case closed.
I have often wondered what Beefcake's life is like at home. I just have to assume that he spends most of him free time (in between the visits to the 80s dance clubs) thinking of yours truly. And yes, he does this while in his underwear ; ). I think at my next session I will ask him the million dollar question - boxers or briefs?
Posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:33:40
In reply to Oh dear..., posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
I think we need to add a contest to this already somewhat unconventional pageant. Perhaps, we can have a cooking competition. I know I can bake Karen and her therapist cookies under the table!
That way, too, when we're done, we'll have stuff to eat at the sleepover :).
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 14:35:04
In reply to Oh dear..., posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
Well I NEVER.....
First of all, I merely stated that Dr Bob would make a good judge. Miss Honey is the one that began drawing attention to the post, by asking him to be a judge. I sometimes wonder if we are giving him chuckles or hives? Does he realize that we really dislike each other or does he think we are joking? Hmmmm. I wonder? (And of course All Done, you are my favorite :)
I vote that we disqualify Miss Honey from this pageant completely. She obviously lacks the skills needed to compete. Those skills being humor, charm, manipulativeness, and charisma. The only obvious asset she talks about is her rack, and those who brag usually lack. Wouldn't you agree Elle? Not to mention the fact that Miss Honey never portays herself in a realistic manner. Why doesn't she ever trip and fall? Why doesn't she ever throw up on stage?
Lucy, you have some 'xplainin to do.....
As for your therapist "being in love with you," hun, are you on any medications? I mean, it's pretty safe to assume that my therapist fantasizes about me. So, one could say that he's also in love with me, that's not a far leap to take. But, just because you don't bore him doesn't mean he's in love with you. Beafcake has some serious issues of his own to deal with. I know that he wears pennyloafers and bluejeans with a bowtie. Now girl, that spells trouble. When I get up on stage, I assure you Beafcake will be putty in my hands. I will ruin your images of disillusionment. He's going to be so busy drooling over me, he couldn't tell you the time of day, or the name of your song, even if it is "Jennifer 8675309eiiiiinn"..Help, I'm running out of 80's songs here..... And the only reason he told you that you weren't boring is probably because you are! (Well, I guess even I can't say that without laughing. I'm quite certain you aren't boring in the least. It's great when they say that, isn't it :) That's my good deed for the day so smile knowing I'm not all bad...
As for Beefcake spending most of his time thinking about you...Well, YEAH! But, I'd spend most of my time thinking of my most unruly client as well. The one that I can't figure out. The client that I can't seem to understand. The one client that can't tie her own shoes. The client who doesn't brush her hair (wait, that's me :). The client who doesn't socialize well. The client who thinks "bad" thoughts about me. The client who fantasizes about odd beauty pageants and sitting on my lap. The client who thinks that I sit around in my underwear. The client who thinks she can seduce me....Uh oh girls, we're in trouble now!!!!
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 14:46:41
In reply to Re: I'll lend you mine...., posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 9:05:27
Again I feel like "Mom's reading my journal!" Why do you have this effect on me Dinah? It's rather humorous. Maybe you should marry my therapist and we could be one big happy family with lots and lots of puppies? He's very cute! (But I must warn you, he does have something that your therapist does not. I think you know what I mean here.... :)
Thanks for offerring up your therapist. Does his name begin with a B? If not, we must arrange it to fit our needs. Now, I know that he dresses very well, so I should be able to win him over in that department. Beating Elle should be NO contest, or the others for that matter.
Now, we must work on a better agenda. Future installments to come. This is making my brain hurt. All of these less than perfect agendas are cramping my creativity and hindering my style. While I appreciate the thoughts, they just can't compete with the supreme talents that I have to offer. Maybe Elle should have spiders crawl out of her hair? Now, would that be too nasty? That's debatable....But, it would also cause me to have a panic attack in the process. We could always have Dinah be a judge. A female judge would be nice, as sex appeal wouldn't play a deciding factor. But then it wouldn't be nearly as fun either :(
Posted by Dr. Bob on January 18, 2004, at 15:20:44
In reply to Oh dear..., posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
> We just may, with the mud slinging insults we have thrown around, be asking for it.
If you're all OK with this, great, but if not, I'd like to know. Maybe by email would be best? Thanks,
Bob
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 15:25:24
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 5:30:07
I'm surprised it wasn't me too! Hehe! Yes, I would like to see that link. :) By the way, how did you post without registering first. When I first got here, I tried to post, but it wouldn't let me until I had registered.
I just cut and pasted, so I'm not sure if I did it right. And don't tell me to check FAQ. I'm lazy! If it doesn't work, then cut and paste it into your address box. I know you're lazy too! It was on September 25 Psychobabble Psychology under some post about therapists referring out their clients due to sexual inappropriateness (go figure!) and transference. I forgot the fact that I asked my therapist if I could sit on his lap when he talked about reparenting! Oh, I'm too much sometimes!
And I did register first, I just didn't post. I just needed something to give me that extra "push"!!! I suppose that did it. And Dr Bob gently slapped my hand. I must admit, I deserved it.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/psycho/20030925/msgs/267491.htmlBy spunky, I meant just that. Though I am both spunky and classy. Thanks for noting both. I appreciate it :)
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 15:28:49
In reply to Re: mud slinging insults, posted by Dr. Bob on January 18, 2004, at 15:20:44
Ladies, did you see that?? I may just take him up on that offer, so you better watch your step! Remember, I do know his email addy!
And Elle, you better take your medication. I wouldn't want you to become delusional and think I'm serious about some of the things I'm saying here! :) That goes double for you Miss Honey!
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 17:21:35
In reply to So You DO Read! » Dr. Bob, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 15:28:49
I like the idea of Dinah's Therapist being the tie breaker judge. Dinah, what is his name? Bowie? Brock? Bambi? SOmething good, I'm sure.
As for me, I hate to tell everyone, I have no foibles whatsoever. As IF I would ever trip on the catwalk! Please! I am the epitome of grace, talent, poise, and smarts, all rolled up into the perfect package.
So once and for all, I have it all wrapped up. Bean of course would pick me, that is not debatable. Beefcake seems like sort of a superficial guy and I'm sure he would pick me for obvious reasons. Burt is the wildcard. However, one glance at my lustrous hair, perky bosoms, and sparkling conversation skills, and he would choose me. Bubba would also choose me since I have a bone or two to pick with him and I hear he likes feisty women.
So I guess no tie breaker judge is really needed, but we still need an MC. Dr. Bob never responded to wanting to be in the actual pageant, so DInah's T is a viable option.
Dinah, does your therapist like women with low self esteem, anxiety problems, extreme sarcasm, and need for attention? If so, I've go this thing wrapped up!
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 17:48:13
In reply to New tie breaker judge, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 17:21:35
You have a bone to pick with Bubba? Now I realize that he's FAR better looking and more highly skilled than Bean could ever aspire to become, but what's your dill pickle? What bone could you possibly have to pick with my darling therapist? I reallly couldn't imagine..... Maybe the fact that he's young. Or handsome. Or HONEST! (BLING BLING BLING!!!!) Just because I plan on taking home the gold doesn't mean you should assault my therapist. Now, let's not throw stones in a glass house.... I'm certain your therapist is far from perfect. Need I remind you of the fact that he tucks his sweater in and wears top sliders? Well, I won't remind you this time, but next time I just may be tempted to... :)
Now, I was pretending that I had faults so as to not make Elle feel bad, but from here on out I'm dropping the act. I too am perfect. But, unlike you, I don't suffer from anxiety or self esteem issues. In fact, I'm only in therapy because I have nothing better to do with my time or money. So, ha! I am completely perfect! And if you don't believe me, I'll give you Bubba's number, office or home (just DON'T tell him where you got his home number!!!) and ask him! He'll tell you the truth EVERY TIME! I promise!
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 17:54:12
In reply to New tie breaker judge, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 17:21:35
Hmmm... I suspect he prefers independent women with pretty good self esteem who look good with his shiny shoes and car. But that might be jumping to conclusions. If you have lint or poor personal hygiene, you probably don't want him as a judge. Of course I'm sure none of you do, so you'll be fine.
You could call him Big I guess. He looks the teensiest bit like Mr. Big on Sex and the City (but without the sexiness of course).
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 18:15:32
In reply to Re: New tie breaker judge » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 17:54:12
Hmmm.. Actually he looks like a cross between Mr. Big and a cocker spaniel. But.... well, we'd better just leave it "Big".
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:10:47
In reply to Re: New tie breaker judge » Dinah, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 18:15:32
> Hmmm.. Actually he looks like a cross between Mr. Big and a cocker spaniel. But.... well, we'd better just leave it "Big".
I love Cocker Spaniels! What a perfect therapist! I too enjoy shiny shoes and wear them as often as I can. I think, no, I KNOW, Big will choose me.
Thanks for loaning him out!
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
In reply to What chu talkin bout Willis? » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 17:48:13
Now I think most women will agree that bulky tucked in sweaters and slightly ratty top siders are HOT HOT HOT!!!
I think what needs to happen after OUR pageant is one for the Therpists - Mr. Psychobabble USA. Categories to include:
1. Office attire (Bean wins for originality)
2. swimsuit (Bean is a swimmer and runner with a nice trim body. Bean wins hands down.)
3. Talent (Bean speaks fluent Greek. He would act out OEdipus Rex. Bean wins)
4. "Situations" - Each therapist is exposed to a patient with a different problems and they must respond quickly and professionally. Topics to include sex, transference, hygeine. Bean loses this to Burt and Beefcake (tie). Bubba takes last
Congeniality (cute smile, nice handshake, pretty eyes. Bean wins again)
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 20:32:56
In reply to Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
Well, ok. But I think Big should win for neatness, or coolest car or something he would value. The poor guy needs something for putting up with me.
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:40:29
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 20:32:56
Right.
Another category:
Personal Accessories (We know Bean comes in last by virtue of the topsiders and new "wallabees" as I like to call them and 1982 Casio watch. I have no idea about his car. Big sounds like he wins this hands down though by virtue of shoes and a kick a** car.)
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 21:04:00
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Dinah, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:40:29
Thank you. I know he will be honored, and will treasure his very shiny little trophy. :)
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