Posted by cockeyed on June 29, 2005, at 23:37:59
In reply to where have all the writers gone?, posted by sleepygirl on June 29, 2005, at 19:43:56
> someone write something quick!!!
sleepygirl, Vacationing in oblivionville. I gotta babysit. This, believe me, will result in some written s**t, 'cause I am sick of it. Rotten little bugger aged 12 called "mommy" and complained that I wouldn't make him noodles. Model boy, straight A's, and he can't understand the instructions on a package of egg noodles.
And "Mommy", Lady Chumpette goes and complains to "Grama"...don't these women have any work to do? Damn the noodles, full speed ahead. I intend to provoke a family crisis. No 12 year old kid is going to snitch on me and avoid the consequences. Little do I know what I am going to do; it will be, as little as possible.
By the way, tell ATTICUS to write more lousily. Makes me sick with jealousy. "there is no such thing as writer's block or carpal tunnel syndrome. Only constipation blues and whimpering at the pain of creation. Thus "writeth I" who am so damn cockeyed I can't stomach it. So I'll eat another baloney sandwich.
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