Posted by cockeyed on May 19, 2005, at 23:44:45
Tarnation, the shrink is on vacation, the therapist has left the reservation, What's a poor Bi-pol boy to do? Oh, well, here goes.
Had the cops-at-the-door aural hallucination last night. Woulda scarfed any felonious substances in sight but don't have any these days and oh, what a good boy am I. So I'll practice typing with my toes or maybe my nose."Dave ain't here." Cheech and Chong
60's Flutter BushwahThe Beatles had their 'newspaper taxies' making the scene, I had my soapbubble palaces all foundations of hexachlorephene. And dayglow agent orange in my tuinal trippin'cancer machine.
All the children sing: "my country 'tis of thee, sweet land of LSD and Owsley's king. Land of the pilgrims pride, to Canada we must ride, from every mountainside,let "draftdodger" ring.
Ah what happy, happy memries. Yodels and twinkies and Pepsi and dexy, a breakfast fit for a king. And, sorry S.O.B. that I am, I wanted to enlist and go strafe them ---- ------ [you'll have to fill in the blanks, I'm nuts but not uncivil] Think of it as a neurontininanonical exercise. Take flight little wing ideas, birds thou never wert, rather neologisms, paleologisms, prismaticalogisms. [Lord, why must I always wrestle with the devil of the dirty pun when I'm on a bi-polar run?] But it certainly beats the grim and plodding slog through the flotsam-jetsam tideline of depression with it's rotting fish and crack viles and babyless pampers and unending flows of municipal sewage pumped clandestinely at night so's nobody will know. Ah, that one got me back down. Now to sleep perhaps to dream. The other night I had chocolate chip cookies which were really spanish doubloons. Think I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with Warren Zevon, doing the Werewolves of London. And their hair? Well, tho fabulous, it was not, dare I say, perfect. Promise you won't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Sorry for this stuff but praise the lord you can always change the channel. Me, I'm mind surfing. cockeyed. P.S. Tomorrow I'll be Egghead the Fried. Don't forget to keep those Mel Torme records spinning in the velvet fog.
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