Posted by Phil on October 11, 2014, at 23:33:06
This is a literary masterpiece. Two people liked it on FB. Two!
I survived, I survived
Sixty six friends and I'm still alive.
I was cool,
Now I grovel,
Digging my grave,
Hand me that shovel.I survived, I survived
Thumbs up on Facebook
Tells me I'm alive.
I know some friends
But not that well
Close to me, they say
What's that smell?Man alive
I yell man alive
Some of you are
Pissed the f*ck off!
Can you effing let it go for one day?
How can you stand yourself that way?Look right here
I say look right here
Jesus really loves you
Let's get that clear
He died for you on that lonely cross
So you could sit on your *ss getting soused.Come over here
No, right over here
Have you ever seen a monkey
Drinking Everclear?
Not really, no, but it's clever, I think
I quit drinking, now I need a drink.High school, high school
High...school. Fly school
Stole a school bus, gotta get high
Sixty six friends, my oh my
I hope a hot number sits by me
While I'm rolling these reefers big as trees.Such morality, wow, morality
M o r a l i t y, morality!!!
Feel good messages, I wanna puke
But then I risk unenlightened rebuke
They hammer me with sh*t all day long
Even a preacher likes an occasional song.And the FB land went shhh, hush
One more time they say shhh...hush
I leaned in, this must be hope
Whatever it is, I hope it's dope
It's my new grandbaby, Awwww sheeit
Goddam he's ugly but "ohhh, he's so cute." 'LIKE'Me I'm cool, yeah, I'm cool, right?
Cool in the day, cooler at night
Except I got the Winehouse strain Ebola virus
People think we're nuts, and they don't seem to like us
Tell me here, just not to my face
Or get on your knees and pray for grace.I survived, hell yeah, I survived
Ain't got no friends left
But I'm still alive
No more politics, no religion, too
No more I'm in Italy, so f*ck you
eff you back, go hock it on youtube.Thank you. Thank you very much. haha, I couldn't come up with an ending! Did ya' see that? haha~~ But really, thank you.
Thank you.One hand clapping.
"Whats wrong? Nothing. Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile. Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone? Bill Hicks
poster:Phil
thread:1072130
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