Posted by Phil on November 1, 2013, at 16:31:05
In reply to eggs... » Phil, posted by gadchik on October 31, 2013, at 10:47:10
Thanks. Saw my doctor. Hallucinations returned last night. Doc, wanna hear about my new hallucinations? No. Good. Like one day I locked the bedroom door to take a nap and 5 minutes later, knock, knock, knock. What did you do? Before or after I sh*t my pants? Let's move on.
So you're at 600 mg seroquel...I am? We went up las time. Phil we're going to end up chasing our tail here. I had that too. What? A chasing tail hallu. What are you at on benztripine. Doc if I take it for three days it works for 8. (His pencil snaps)Phil, that's what helps your seroquel caused back problem. I know. When and why did you stop it? Don't remember bro.
Nice boots doc. Oh thanks. Do you get your haircut at a barber shop. Yes it saves money. I hope so doc.
Keep a mood chart, if you get creative on your meds write down when I why you did it. My printer doesn't work that's why I didn't bring you that poem I wrote.
My doc leans for ward ans pulls a pint of whiskey out of his drawer and takes huge swig. I cleared my throat. You can't have this you need a sciton.
A what? Come on doc I take a swig, wow don't remember this tasting this bad, I'll have another. I wanna see you in 6 wks fkr don't piss me off. So I walk into the lobby and fall flat on my face. Everyone was looking at their phones and didn't notice. I opened the door and slammed it into my forehead. godarmit.
hey lady which way is that evelater goin? We're on the top floor so I go with down. Close enough.
Hey sweetie you're pretty hot. Listen you freak that's my daughter she's 15. Whoops I never date women that old.
Hey lady do you see a siver car I forgot what kind it is. Maybe me and tour girl could find it. demnshet is that a gun?
I got home in two weeks including jail time.
doc only books me last of the day because his patients after me couldn't understand him and thought he had a stroke.
Doc frank m updos..best in town
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Albert Einstein
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