Posted by manic666 on April 2, 2009, at 8:05:33
in rome a gladiator, gets ready to fight a lion in the arena, infront of most of rome,s elete, but the emperor nero hates his guts ,so has advised his commander to add a few disabilaties to the gladiator , he said how will you fight the lion , the gladiator said i will strangle it with my bare hands , i dont think so?i have to chop off both your arms, no worries i will kick it to death , i dont think so as well , i have to chop off your legs,oooooook i will head butt it ,that may be a bit dificult as you will be buried up too your neck in the sand.the day comes an all you see in the middle of the arena is his head ,suddenly the bigest lion you have ever seen enter,s the arena an makes straight towards the stranded gladiator. as it gets near to him it leaps into the air the gladiator turns his head just in time an bits the lions balls off, the hole erena stand,s an shout ,\ fight fair you bastard/
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