Posted by Kath on January 17, 2008, at 17:35:21
My daughter sent me this. I got a kick out of it. It's 'all in fun' of course...
LET'S ALL CLEAN UP OUR LANGUAGE THIS YEAR
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as "HILLBILLIES."You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
and furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
######################################################################HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY."2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."Hope nobody's offended in any way.
poster:Kath
thread:807289
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20080104/msgs/807289.html