Posted by karen_kay on June 22, 2007, at 15:26:33
In reply to Re: my doomsday! » karen_kay, posted by jammerlich on June 22, 2007, at 11:01:53
it's a purple spider. but, when he's eating (hey, don't lecture me on the choices, ok. i always swore i'd never allow my child to eat hot dogs, but that kid loves them, they're cheap, adn he can pick them up himself, so no arguments here!) he somehow thinks the purple spider is a hot dog stuck to his arm. perhaps he's color blind? (on a seperate subject (adn why would i even say such a thing, considering the fact that i'm always changing the subject anyway with little warning? but..) steven colbert is colorblind.. hmmm, maybe duckie's new daddy? sorry mister bob, you've been replaced with someone of higher standards and a much better sense fo humor. block me if you must for saying this, but i have to be honest. i go where the money flows baby, and he's a duckie, steven has a baby eagle... coicidence? hmmmm.....)
sh*t, what was i saying? somethign about a tattoo.. i wish they made hot dog ones. the fake kind anyway. i'm writing oscar mayer right now.
about cheap booze... i know they have my GIN of choice, however tony sinclair wasn't available in aisle 24b. too bad. he seems like the kind of guy i'd tanqueray with. i can't remember whether or not they sell limes. i tend to get caught up shopping there (you know, buying tons of crap you don't need. last time i went, i threw down money on pants that didn't fit (tried them on right in the aisle, but over top my own pants, so they were too big), huge things of tp, paper towels, kids clothes, adn i think liquor. and i find it amazing when we pull off the interstate exit for sam's club/walmart, as it looks like it's very own metropolis! it's got blinking lights, huge parking lots, people buzzign back and forth. i even had a boy (he couldn't have been older than 16) wave to me whiel texting his (what i assume to have been) girlfriend. his mother then walked out and yelled at him 'get back over here, i need help unloadign all this stuff!' (she probably then yelled at him for wavign to a woman who's old enough to be his mother (ok, i'm not really. ok, i really am!) and skanky enough to probably sleep with him if she wasn't married (hey, i am not that skanky, thank you very much! and my husband is not that young either! he passed the 16 year old mark a few years back.)
oh, the joys of buying in bulk and waiting in the car watching people buy things in bulk.... that's why i was in the car. i mentioned somethign about us needing cereal and mr kk made me wait in the car. he was only going to check tire prices and knew if i went in, we'd spend $500 on crap we didn't need (oh, but we'd be sloshed for quite a while. i knew i should have went inside!)
it is such a small world, isn't it? my niece is wearing a t-shirt that says 'i (heart) me' i think it's wonderful. good for her self esteem, i think! i want a matching one for myself and one for duckie and one for mr kk as well (though i don't know that mr kk would wear a red one... duckie wouldn't have a choice in the matter :)and about that personal assistant... i have a body guard already. i'll share him (i suppose), though when i'm drinking, i fear i don't need one (though i really do, i just don't think i do. funny how beer makes you brave, eh? and tequila makes me wild! i don't see how you drink it. i tell you, if i drink too much of it, i always, without fail, end up naked in my front yard. i'm serious!). i guess we can gather our resources and wit and convince people to become our personal whatever we need? i really, really really need a computer savy person at this point. i've tried having someone type for me (my thoughts that is).. and we both know how that turned out (yeah, i'm talking about you li..). so, perhaps the persnal assistant for typing and mind reading abilities just wouldn't pan out so well for me, at this point. maybe everyone's jsut stuck reading my horrible grammar and spelling and typing errors for now. i don't mind them so much (anyway, i don't typically reread anythign i write, which is a good thing, or i'd probably never come back here :)
and about knowign what you're feeling: geez woman, me too! i'm like that. it tkes me some time to reflect befrowe i can figure out 'woah! i felt 'this' way or 'that' way at this time. how odd is that? maybe there are others like that? why do you think that is anyway? do you think that maybe we're not in touch with our emotions or something? or maybe everyone's like us? i thought i was the only one like that.... hmmmm... now you've got me thinking dear.
and you're very right about the tires. i'm so glad to have gone. wouldn't have wanted to missed my sister look alike, you know? with those beautiful eyes...
fondly, you tequila guzzling woman,
kk
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