Posted by kid47 on May 23, 2007, at 13:43:58
In reply to i know who the hacker is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, posted by karen_kay on May 21, 2007, at 1:00:31
Now just a darn minute there young lady. (and I use the word young....and lady for that matter... in its broadest sense.)
Rather than lobbing disparaging grenades at me, perhaps you should stop and consider your own recent transgressions. I won't even get into the rumors (and I'm sure they're all true) surrounding your participation in the recent Babble "slumber" party.....slumber? From what I hear there wasn't much sleeping going on! Your scandalous behavior will stain the hallowed Babble Halls for years to come. I on the other hand, am the epitome of grace and civility. I'm still a PBC virgin. I don't think you'd dare even try to make that claim. After many years here at Babble, I think everyone who knows me would agree, I am a model citizen. YOU on the other hand are just a disgruntled trouble maker. Not only have you broken the hearts of dozens with your less than sincere proposals of marriage...only to leave them at the alter feeling used and abandoned ......your atrocious spelling and appalling sentence syntax are a disgrace. So before you go throwing me under the bus, you better take a good look at yourself....especially your really cute butt and great gams. That you would even suggest that I could be the hacker is ludicrous. (and I'm pretty sure I spelled it right) My integrity is well beyond reproach. I am offended by your allegations, and I'm sure once Bob gets a whiff of this you will be blocked for life from Babble World.....how you could even think me capable of such a heinous...OK OK!! You got me. I couldn't help it. I have a mental disorder ya know. Please PLEASE forgive me! The FBI is gonna let me off but only after I agreed to drinks and dinner with Agent Oglesby. He seems like a very nice man. It wasn't just me. You know I'm not clever enough to pull this off by myself. I don't want to be a rat.....but do the initials A D mean anything to you (and I don't mean antidepressant) She was the mastermind behind the whole thing. Beneath that June Cleaver facade, lurks a crazy woman. She is truly diabolical and very scary!! She made me do it. She threatened to break my calculator watch and scribble all over my baseball card collection if I didn't help her carry out her twisted, evil plan. I was so skeered I had to drop out of the shuffleboard tournament....and my team was playing in the championship. So you can clearly see I had no choice but to do Alldone's bidding. That's right..Alldone..ALLdone..ALLDONE.(oopsie, did I say that out loud?) So if you want to place blame, she's your man.Thanks for remembering my B-Day!!
Peace and Happiness
kid.
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> well, i suspect (and as most people know, i'm never, ever, ever wrong), no CERTAIN the hacker was
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> (gasp) (take a deep breath here......)
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> kid 47! that's right. he didn't want anyone to know that this birthday was may 16th. (and what a way to try to distract. so corrupt, so evil, so very my style...)
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> so, you've been outed kid 47. look for the fbi to arrive at your door anyday now. in fact, i'm calling them myself. not only so they can do a 'special dance' for you (oh yes, there will be handcuffs and a boombox), but also a ballgag and special means of interigation.
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> happiest of birthdays to you. this is your 33rd, i believe?
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> take care (and if they blindfold you, be careful!),
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> kk
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> ps. don't try to lie, they've already bugged your phones. you can't escape them. oh wait, you've neglected to take your meds and that's just the paranoia. oopsie. sorry to get that all riled up again :)
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