Posted by Lindenblüte on October 24, 2006, at 16:41:25
In reply to she said, she said, posted by karen_kay on October 24, 2006, at 13:54:52
> you said (yes, i heard you saying it out loud)
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> I like meat.
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> *wow! me too! i think meat is my favorite food group.
>I can't narrow it down to just one. (chocolate? ice cream? raspberries? roast leg of lamb?)
Please don't make me choose. I even have salad cravings once every few years.
> and you said (actually muttered thsi one)
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> I wouldn't care about the vegetable status of a chicken.I don't like that fake soy-wheatgluten meat substitute though. If it's gonna be chicken, it better be a former bird. preferably plucked, and cooked to well-done.
> *now, what she (the chicken) meant was that she wasn't a vegetarian and is also a cannabal.
But is the chicken an autocannibal? That's the thing, you see. If so, we get into a conumdrum "which came first, the chicken or the chicken feed [Abilify]?" And if I eat myself, who contains [Abilify], wouldn't I have to be taking [Abilify?]
>now, does this remind you of someone close? huh, guess looking at it this way, you could also be exploring your sexuality (hey, you talk about your cat jsut a bit too much, don't you think? hmmmm... think on that one for a while)hmm. it reminds me of my cat. or me. Maybe I *am* my cat. But I love my cat too much. In lieu of children, I expend my maternal energies on Fluffly cat. I agree that I think of my cat too much. The real problem is that I'm working from home these days, and the cat is around ALL the freakin' time!
I certainly don't love mySELF that much. I would never eat myself with gusto. I only take a nibble here and there, anxiously checking to make sure I haven't done any damage that won't heal within a week or so.
As far as pussycats go, those are not really on the menu. only chickens. rotisserie roasted chickens.
> hey, you asked!!!!! (and if i were you, i wouldn't rub myself in butter in front of the cat anymore...
Well? I can't help it! Her litterbox is in the only room with a shower. I always put on my body butter while my skin is still damp! How else would I maintain my youthful glow? And so what if she sees me in my birthday suit. She's been spayed and certainly does not enjoy people-food (with the exception of a healthy chomp at my husband's calf)
This dialog is almost making me wish I were more unstable-crazy so that I could enjoy it to the fullest extent.
-Li
p.s. roast boneless leg of lamb with potatoes & Insalata caprese on the menu this evening. I have no idea what is for dessert. Maybe my husband will be able to come up with some ideas
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