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I'm going to start a new children's clothing line

Posted by All Done on September 2, 2006, at 16:43:56

It will be called Don’t Grow.

Each item will come with the following disclaimer.

Warning: Packing up this item because your tiny little baby will never, ever fit into it again and because, “hey! Your sister-in-law could use it!” may cause mild to severe discomfort including:

Headache
Lumpinthethroatitis
Uncontrolled tear ducts
Nausea
Ovulatory pain

Should these side effects persist for longer than the duration it takes to get the clothes out of your house, proceed to the nearest daycare, park, Planned Parenthood, or Toys-R-Us.

;-)


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