Tummyache

Posted by llrrrpp on June 26, 2006, at 21:45:15

Chinese Roommate:
you want some plum juice
Me:
is it alcoholic?
C.R.
no.
Me:
Okay, I'll try it. Hey, all the writing is in Chinese. What's in here?
C.R.
some plums that they boil, and then mix the juice with sugar and water
Me:
oh, it's pretty good.
[elapsed time, 25 minutes]
Me:
(noticing alarming puffiness in abdomen, suspects that "plum juice" is Chinese for "gas attack in a juice box")
Oh GOD. there's a genital herpes med commercial on TV. I really don't want to hear about the risks and side effects of Valtrex. not on TV. not now. What would it feel like to be a starving actress, trying out for the part "I have genital herpes", knowing that in 5years, when you make the big time, Jay Leno is going to find footage of this commercial and show the world how desparate you were.
(BARF) gurgle gurgle

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Tummyache llrrrpp 6/26/06
Re: Tummyache » llrrrpp Phillipa 6/26/06
Re: Tummyache » llrrrpp TexasChic 6/26/06
You're gonna shint your pants! (nm) » llrrrpp curtm 6/26/06
Re: Tummyache » llrrrpp Deneb 6/27/06
Re: You're gonna shint your pants! » curtm llrrrpp 6/27/06
Re: Tummyache » Deneb llrrrpp 6/27/06
I think the way I said it was much more eloquent. (nm) » curtm TexasChic 6/27/06
the problem with adult diapers......... sleepygirl 6/27/06
Need opinion on new Chinese Snacks llrrrpp 6/27/06
Re: Need opinion on new Chinese Snacks » llrrrpp sleepygirl 6/27/06
Re: the problem with adult diapers......... » sleepygirl llrrrpp 6/27/06
Re: Need opinion on new Chinese Snacks » sleepygirl llrrrpp 6/27/06
Re: Need opinion on new Chinese Snacks » llrrrpp sleepygirl 6/27/06
Re: Need opinion on new Chinese Snacks » llrrrpp llrrrpp 6/27/06

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