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Depressed Website?

Posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 17:53:25

Is your favorite online-support website depressed?

Please rate the severity of the following symptoms in the past WEEK.

1) Apathy: The website is not using up as much memory as typical

2) Uncontrolled emotional outbursts: your website is more emotional than typical.

3) Changes in appetite: your website is not eating or baking as many cookies; making more cookies and eating more cookies than usual.

4) Changes in sleeping patterns: your website is staying up late, or waking up in the middle of the night. The nocturnal activity cannot be accounted for by activity in international time zones.

5) Uncontrollable weeping

6) Anxiety: The website shakes, has unexplained back or chest pains, dry mouth, or stomach pains.

7) Sadness: The website seems sad or depressed

8) Psychomotor slowing: The website seems to load more slowly than usual.

9) Feelings of hopelessness: The website does not look towards the future with anticipation.


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