Posted by gardenergirl on June 19, 2006, at 16:01:55
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: (deleted)
This was going just fine til I got to number one, which was an insensitive comment on immigration. Bah!So, insert your own number one, anyone?
And how sick am I that my favorite is number six? :D
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