Posted by gardenergirl on March 16, 2006, at 22:22:09
AKA more things I wish I could say more often:
Vizzini: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha - (Oh, I have another one. A classic Babble blunder. Hmmm, how to phrase it...how to phrase it? Och, I don't think I can. Just suffice it to say that I feel like I fell victim to another classic blunder. ;)
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (Anyone else ever just dying to say this to someone in all earnestness?)
Prince Humperdinck: [sincerely] Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped. (and I thought I was busy!)
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. (Hmm, I've actually said this to a client before. Although they didn't accuse me of mocking their pain first.)
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
[Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him]Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. (This one is actually quite beautiful.)
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.
(Carol Kane and Billy Crystal...what a pair!)Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain.
[pause]
Inigo Montoya: No, there is too much. Let me sum up. (For those who wonder why I say that.)Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (The classic!)
Miracle Max: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe
[smacks his lips] (anyone ever had one?)Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. (Ya think Westley's not too fond of the prince?)Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD! (Everyone cheer!)
The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... (the beginning of an actual toast at my wedding...can you tell I'm a huge fan? Tired yet?)
Dread Pirate Roberts: Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. (is it awful that we say this to the dog at night?)
Grandpa: Yes you're very smart. Shut up. (okay.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes
My favorite movie...sigh
gg
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