Posted by sal0805 on November 5, 2005, at 4:52:55
Jack wakes up at home with a hangover after a night at a business function. He sits up and sees a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table. Beside them is a single red rose and his clothes hanging over the chair are clean and ironed.
Jack looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order.
He takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. Love you!”
He stumbles to the kitchen where there’s hot breakfast and the morning paper on the table. His son is seated at the table eating breakfast.
“Son, what happened last night?” Jack asks.
“You came home at 3am boozed up and feel over the coffee table making a lot of noise. You got the black eye when you ran into the door.”
“So why is everything so neat and clean? And why do I have a rose and breakfast waiting for me?”
“Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take off your pants you screamed, “Leave me alone woman, I’m married!” his son explains.Broken table - $85.00
Hot breakfast - $6.50
Red rose - $5.30
Two aspirin - $1.50Saying the right thing at the right time? Priceless!!
Sabrina
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