Posted by AdaGrace on December 9, 2004, at 16:48:07
In reply to O tannenbaum AdaGrace, posted by Toph on December 9, 2004, at 9:49:18
Alas, the tree is up.
One section of lights not working.BAHHHHHHH
Each of my 3 little changlings have receieved an ornament from their loving mother and somewhat insane grandmother every year since they were born. They have a box of their own now. So here's the senario.
Every year the weekend after my birthday I put up the tree. I have this lovely skinny fake tree now that is pre lit. I stack that sucker together, shove the top under the angel's dress and check the lights for voltage. The chillins then put their ornaments on. When they are done then I put the family ornaments on. That Saturday, I did my duty and raped the angel, and only one child put her ornaments on. The others are simply too busy.......soooooooo no tinsle, no garland.......only one lonely set of ornaments on a disfunctionally lit tree with a huge angle grimacing in regards to the top being shoved up her BUM. I get no respect, no respect I tell ya. So I did the tree skirt, and the stockings, and the rest of the decorations including my extensive collection of Snow Villages that my ungrateful offsprings have occassionally chipped marred or otherwise broke. They are still nestled in their respective boxes in the attic. Ever hear the saying "If Mamma Ain't Happy, NOBODY Happy"? Well, I don't do for them if they don't do for me......so the tree will continue to be half baked so to speak, and therefore much easier to dismantle. As for presents under them? Well there are none. Mommy hasn't had time to buy any. It's a baren wasteland in there and I don't even turn the lights on anymore because the ring around the colar is simply too depressing...........
So Toph, how was your day?
By the way, I believe whole heartedly in spontanious romping and suggest it highly to others. The episode on the dryer about a week ago was stimulating to say the least.
Ada, said to much, Grace
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