Posted by saw on November 22, 2004, at 0:57:49
In reply to Re: I'm such a crank today » saw, posted by Poet on November 19, 2004, at 14:22:55
My sweet husband called it EFATSOR. I have been off of it for about a month now and my weight is still increasing. Uglification pill? Now that just made my day.
Had a screaming session with my mirror reflection this morning. Very bad! Called myself terrible names. Really know I am not supposed to do this but reasoning and logic were squashed by my fat. (This version's more gentle AdaGrace).
I have a colleague who is quite attractive (she is also the office sl-t). Now she has some serious image issues of her own. This morning was just the last straw when she strutted into my office, flicked her pretty hair over her tiny, toned shoulder and said "I feel so fat today". She caught me on my most acid side. I told her she doesn't know what fat means. I grabbed a handful of my underarm, almost the size of her thigh, shook it in her face and said THIS IS FAT and that when she looks like that, she can talk to me again.
Good grief, didn't know Sabrina could be such a b1tch.
Thanks all, for feeling frumpy with me.
Ada - you remembered I'm scared of spiders, when did I say that?
Poet - I'll trade with you gecko too - they are beautiful creatures and my next reptile pet.
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