Posted by karen_kay on August 26, 2004, at 8:18:36
In reply to Re: Definitely worth celebrating!, posted by tofuemmy on August 26, 2004, at 7:41:26
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((dee)))))))))))))
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...
"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
happy birthday dee. love you doll. hope you are great. no, you certainly are great. hope you are doing as great as you are. that's what i mean.
poster:karen_kay
thread:382462
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