Posted by karen_kay on July 19, 2004, at 21:07:44
there's more pageant talk going round and i'm getting nervous. everyone knows you'd be my strongest competitor. that's no secret.
all done has a baking problem that she hasn't bothered to keep a secret, even on babble. by the time next year rolls around, she'll look like the good year blimp if she keeps all that baking up. now, the judges are very wise and don't only judge based on looks mind you. but we all know that you and i have the best personalities (though you are a far second doll... sorry :(...
but, all done is very, very very far behind in the ranks thus far. sure, she could try to butter the judges up with her baked goods. and that could score a few extra points. but, when she tries to sew herself into a skimpy dress, it just won't work. corset or no corset, being able to eat 5 pies in 3 minutes is not a great talent for a lady in a beauty pageant and ladies such as us know this.. sorry all done, you're in last place this far.
miss honey. yes, honey can dance. we know, we know. she can't stop going on about it. and i for one am insanely (yes, i'm insane, but that's no secret) jealous. and she's got those brows (not as perfect as mine though!). but, bean won't be accompanying her. her strongest support system won't be by her side. to make matters worse, he'll be by my side, leaving her not able to dance. she'll run crying to the bathroom. mascara running down her face (sorry hun, should have went with the water proof! oh, you thought you did, but it wsa switched.. hmm, how did that happen? must be soem kind of a mistake. never let a competitor carry your bags for you dear! haven't you learned anything?). lipstick smeared all over her cheeks. you know, the tammy faye look. she's out. dance or no dance. how can she dance in the bathroom i ask?
yes, falls is only watching in the corner. perhaps she can have some of those cookies all done was kind enough to bring along. watch those hands falls. i've heard that sometimes all done gets a bit 'smacky' when people grab for her baked goods. even if they were invited. don't want to lose a finger falls. be careful, she's like a pit bull.
now, about the judges. did we even decide upon any real judges? i know mr bob was dqed, with hives. was that from the kilt? or my beauty caused him to develope the hives? or, better yet, he developed them form some strange rash all done had? that’s probably a better guess, wouldn’t you say?
now, didn’t we say that bubba would be a judge? we know who he’d vote for... but, he does have very good taste.
also, bean would obviously see me stumbling around on stage and i’d get his vote. he’s always won over by a fellow klutz isn’t he? though, miss honey’s chest hair may well win him over... hmmm...
who’s next?....
miss elle, i hope you at least found something in this to laugh about... i laugh jsut to think about miss honey’s chest hair and smeared makeup. take care of yourself and i’m getting very nervous about that stupid pageant talk. why’d we even start that crap? now i feel some sort of stupid obligation to perform. i can insult with the best of them, and i assure you i’m clumsy, but i don’t know about ball gowns. however, i wasn’t lying about sitting on laps :)
take care beauty queen...
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