Posted by karen_kay on June 10, 2004, at 22:15:16
In reply to kid47, International Man of Mystery, posted by All Done on June 10, 2004, at 11:02:45
first of all, haven't i told you several times to stay away from 'my kid'? you just have to throw yourself at him every chance you get, don't you? and i believe you even once had the NERVE to call me a hussy??? i do understand that i tend to have a faulty memory, but I explicitly remember you referring to me as such. why don't you take a look in the mirror (shocking invention isn't it?) to find where the real shameless flirt is? i have a feeling i'm sleeping with her husband (yes, he was with me last night dear. sorry to tell you) even though he does have a hairy back. so please do us ALL a favor by stopping this borderline harrassment towards kid, ok? your attempts just are NOT luring him near ('what', you say? 'it's not working?' welll sister, DID I STUTTER?)
and to think, you even attempt to steal HIS glory, by revealing all of the great things about him. wonders never cease, do they?
so, in addition to stealing his lines, you also try to get him to play by using faux affection? you sure are something, know it? do remember that even though this is an online-forum, people can get a sense of your personality (no, we don't see how physically attractive you are, even though i'm sure you are beautiful) by your words alone. so, your 'mental image' right now is shot. you are probably wearing a tight, blue miniskirt (not fashionable for a 123 year old, i might add), an unstylish glitter halter top (no dear, those went out of style when prositution was deamed illegal), and very high heels (though EVERYONE knows you can't walk in them). so, give up the 'mrs cleaver' image. you aren't fooling anyone. we see what you're doing.
so missy, smarten up, fly right and GIVE IT UP! while some men won't be able to look past your large breasts, your beautiful smile and your very lovely hair, kid is a man with standards. he wouldn't fall for your trap. your ways of drawing him near are only making run to the corner and cover his head. so, stop already and KNOW that kid will come out to play IF and WHEN i tell him to. and you just delayed his reappearance by another extra week (don't you hate when gym teachers used to do that? make your whole team run extra laps if one person was falling behind.)!!!! so, everyone has you to blame for this cluster****! now dear, sleep with your eyes open, i have a feeling people are going to chase you down with a sock and a bar of soap! good job taking one for the team, ooops, i mean allowing the team to take one for you! sweet dreams dear :)
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