Posted by spoc on June 5, 2004, at 13:46:44
In reply to Enlightened tech support, posted by Cass on June 4, 2004, at 21:47:57
Hi Cass,
Hope you don't mind, but your post brought to mind an old favorite of mine: =O)
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Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?Signed,
DesperateDear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command c:\I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 and Happy Hour 7.0. Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will create snoringloudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional
software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.Good Luck,
Tech Support
poster:spoc
thread:353919
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