Posted by partlycloudy on May 28, 2004, at 14:15:11
In reply to miss sunshine, posted by karen_kay on May 28, 2004, at 13:39:30
LOL! The FedEx man is a real cutie pie but we are on the most polite of terms... I tried to intice him into a ciggie break but I lit the wrong end of the cigarette because I don't smoke, and choked and he thought I stopped breathing so he came up behind and put his Strong Manly Arms under my perky b**bs, masterly performed the Heimlich Manoeuver, whereupon I turned around with a gasp and..
...puked on his FedEx issued work boots. That soured the mood and the air at the same time. Drat those Starbucks Lattes, they are dreadful coming back up through the nose.
BTW I am actually deliriously happily married to a man with poor eyesight and worse judgement of character. Poor guy, his family tried to warn him away from me, but he insisted, "It's OK, we can rebuild her! We have the technology!" He is still looking for the spare parts from Radio Shack.
It has been a really rough day so far.
My boss is a woman but mentally, she has a comb over. She was good enough, however, to bring me a box of tissues while I was bawling my eyes out to my T this morning, in the conference room. She didn't even look shocked this time (um, my third or fourth time doing this particularly career-limiting act). She actually remarked that I seemed to "bounce back" more quickly than I used to. How sweet of her to notice.
Right now the old noggin is a scooped out cantelope.
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