Posted by kid47 on May 27, 2004, at 11:09:14
In reply to Ok, for a few bucks more they'll put up a fight... (nm), posted by spoc on May 26, 2004, at 23:50:20
Vulcan, you.....could you be any cuter with those pointy little ears and that ever so logical take on the universe. You've been quite coy and aloof here lately. I was concerned that perhaps Klingons had kidnapped you and attempted to mind meld you into complete submission. If that is in fact the case, be aware that I find submissive Vulcans totally irresistible. Karen Kay has once again run off with one of those ugly little creatures from the Planet of the Geeks and left me earthbound to fend for myself. The battery in my phaser is completely dead, so as you can see I am totally helpless. If it's not too much trouble could you beam me up please. I am frightened and very vulnerable to attack from one of several opportunistic entities that prey on the helpless, confused, and just a tad bit crazy beings like myself. I hope this doesn't sound too needy, but I am almost out of food and my supply of benzos is dangerously low. Bones is drunk as usual and the Captain was last seen with yoeman what's her name heading for the Motel 6. You are my only hope!! spoc...spoc...do you read me?.....dam cheap a$$ Radio Shack communicator....
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