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LOL! I just had this conversation with my vet! » shar

Posted by Racer on April 5, 2004, at 0:27:51

In reply to Jai????????, posted by shar on April 4, 2004, at 15:05:01

I said something about being middle aged, and she did that, "tsk, oh now..." thing and I said, "Hey - statistically my life expectancy is between 75 and 80; biblically I've got three score years and ten coming my way -- I don't really plan to live past 100 and anyway I have ACHIEVED middle age. Why on earth would I want to be 20 again? So that I could be too insecure to speak my mind?" She got it, because she's a great vet which means she's a great person.

I, personally, might be a good Cabernet. Although I am California born, so does that make me a Zinfindel? (I don't care for Zinfindels, so find a way for me to be something else, 'K?) Maybe a Port, since I'm full-bodied?

And for whoever posted about being large bellied and flat busted: try being very full busted and full bellied. On the weightier drugs, I look almost exactly like Henry VIII... When I gain weight, I can't find bras, either: they don't make them that big. Of course, when I'm in my "can I just disappear?" state, like now, I can't find bras because my band size is too small, so I guess it's just a matter of taking parts of me from all stages and sewing them together...

(Raise your hand if you saw the movie Frankenhooker? {{shudder}} Time Life Home Surgery Series...)


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