Posted by kid47 on March 26, 2004, at 10:23:50
In reply to Gin martini, Gin martini, GIN MARTINI!!! (nm) » kid47, posted by Karen_kay on March 25, 2004, at 22:31:23
Darlin', Darlin', Darlin'. Say it isn't so! A woman who posseses your beauty, wisdom, grace, charm and you're guzzling gin?!?! They use the same distillation process to make either gin or turpentine. I think I'd prefer the turpentine. If you absolutely must drink gin, mix it with tonic and lime and sip it while sitting out on the veranda. But Gin Martini's?!?!?
How to make a GREAT Matini:
Get a REALLY big Martini glass
pour 16 to 20 ounces(or half the bottle-whichever is more) of ice cold Stolichyna Vodka into REALLY big Martini glass
Gaze at its crystal clear beauty
Gently whisper the word "Vermouth" over the top of the REALLY big martini glass (I said WHISPER, loud mouth)
Add two giant stuffed green olives (speared on one of those fancy sword thingys)
Quickly and regrettably pour the entire concoction down the sink because your wife just walked into the kitchen and she gets really pis*ed off when you drink.
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