Posted by deirdrehbrt on March 19, 2004, at 21:43:44
In reply to All my friends are getting a copy of this...WOW (nm) » Susan J, posted by 64Bowtie on March 18, 2004, at 13:27:53
Here is another little bit you might like. I got it a couple of years ago.
How to Wash the Cat
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Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so he cannot escape).
CAUTION: DO NOT GET ANY PART OF YOUR BODY TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE, AS HIS PAWS WILL BE REACHING OUT FOR ANY SURFACE THEY CAN FIND. NOTE: THE CAT WILL SELF AGITATE AND MAKE AMPLE SUDS. NEVER MIND THE NOISES THAT COME FROM THE TOILET, THE CAT IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people betweenthe toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can. Quickly lift both lids.
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
THE DOG
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