Posted by Karen_kay on January 26, 2004, at 12:35:47
In reply to Re: Down Day, posted by gardenergirl on January 26, 2004, at 11:54:02
That's SOOOOO funny! They sound like things I would do! I'm like the office clown (well, I guess when I worked anyway) Almost makes me miss working.... It honestly does...How pathetic is that?
I used to be a supervisor at a telemarketing place and I had to "MOTIVATE" people!!!! (Granted I was depressed at the time and I don't know how in the world I did my job, but I was the best darned supervisor working!) I would smear doughnuts all over my face, do cartwheels down the aisles, give people nicknames like "The Dude", Outlaw Josie Wales, Smelly Dave, ect... I would dance with the reps, dance by myslef, dance with the BIG boss (now, I only tried that once, as he had hip problems and didn't take too kindly to me dancing with him), pretend that I was humping the boss when he would turn around... Anything to keep the people motivated... It was a blast....Then, when people would get sales and ring their little bells, I'd call them liars and check computer screens to be sure they weren't fibbing. Man, I love people.... Maybe I should get a job??
I do have one little secret though... I like to smell arm pits... Is that strange? I've only smelled one bad one and I almost felt bad because he was a dirty hippie and I said "Pheww Weeee! Boy, you need to take a shower!" I haven't really smelled one since though. I just thought that since many of my friends didn't smell bad most people don't. Guess that theory went down the drain with that guy.....
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