Posted by Karen_kay on December 29, 2003, at 20:48:20
In reply to Re: Is this the Personals ads section of PB? » justyourlaugh, posted by sb417 on December 28, 2003, at 15:27:06
Wanted:
An older gentleman, with unlimited funds to care for a lady in her mid 20's. Must only be hungry when she feels like cooking, but he must not cook, as she will only criticize his abilities. He should be able to tolerate volatile mood swings, without the slightest hint of frustration. Must be able to read minds and know when she wants to listen to the sound of his voice. Must be able to accept the fact that she will not become emotionaly attached. Little to no physical contact. Absolutely no sexual contact of any kind. He must appear interested in everything she has to say, but not too interested. He must always know the right thing to say and ask, without her prompting. He must come from a perfect family, and have no hidden flaws. He must also know that she will become disinterested after 5 or 6 years.Any takers??
(I have to work past this... I have to work past this.....)
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