Posted by wendy b. on April 26, 2003, at 22:52:53
In reply to (Re: thanks)::: my Thanks to you::: Great links! » wendy b., posted by lil' jimi on April 25, 2003, at 15:32:20
> > ...for writing back. i have been remiss.
>
> pleasure's mine .... "we all need to be in remission", he joked ... (although, i hadn't notice you being remiss, unless you mean you're like a "miss" again ? (another (bad) joke)sorry.)yes, very bad. no i am not a miss again, i think i gave up on that sometime in my 30s. i think when i became a 'matron.' this changes everything, i suppose.
> > rest easy, i don't really think a dictatorship of the proles would work. besides, it's too late for that. global monolithic postmodern capitalism being the snowball that it is...
> >
> ...and her pdoc would later say, "she not only holds few illusions; she has a firm grasp on post-realism ..."... or post-post realism? "because post-realism is so passe' ... you know, dah-link. baudrillard got it all wrong..."
> "....'coursin' i'd never'd really thought you'd be like a real-live commie or nothing like that there," mumbled her hayseed friend, "but you know them other folks will talk sometimes and all....?"... and we wouldn't want that! don't worry, they already do. i am much maligned, Sir Hayseed. in fact, to be serious, i was married to a british commie, he stood on the street corners of london selling "the daily worker"... but never fear - i'm an "AM-ERR-KIN" through and through. a believer in free speech, in democracy, in human rights and human dignity. call me old-fashioned...
> > *WARNING* Faint of heart, or people with office-mates, do not open these in mixed company. you have been warned.
> >
> excellent, ms working-mommie-person:
> warn 'em; then blast 'em! .... yeee-haw! ... all civil-like, of course.but of course! warnings are good. "Achtung!"
> > some scary s__ here...
> >
> > http://www.takebackthemedia.com/bushnonazi.html
> >
> > http://www.takebackthemedia.com/chickenhawks.html
> >
>
> way cool.... exquiste .... better than any of my online resources ... i am impressed and grateful....cool! i was hoping you hadn't seen them before! i got a bunch more... from a friend, former contributor to this board. but i had to post the "chicken crossing the road" thing below first...
> thank you very much for the great links!
> allow me to recommend Vincent Bugliosi' "The Betrayal of America" ..... it is most convincing.... makes a great gift for any fascist friends!no kidding? i will have to check it out... wasn't bugliosi the prosecutor in sharon tate murders, brought to you by charles manson, etc., trial? i read his first book on the trial, i clearly remember the photos of sharon tate's apartment, ugh, it was awful. at least i think bugliosi wrote that... now i have to look it up.
> looking forward to more funnies .... thanks again for the enjoy: ...it was/is immense.
>
> we have quite a way to go from our 4 to your 11 .... (like 2010 ?(!))... and congratulations on your "little" one!ahh, not so little. and no need to congratulate! it wasn't (isn't) heroic to have had her! but the best thing i have ever done, to be sure, was to bring her into the world. by the way, jimi - i loved age 4! they are learning so much in that year, real social interaction takes place. they are becoming aware that other people have needs and feelings, too, which is a true milestone. actually, i loved all my daughter's ages, love the one she's in now, just on the precipice of puberty. it's not long now... periods and boyfriends and sullenness (we have some of that already!), the first drink, the first smoke.
and with that, i exit stage left,
wendy
jimi, i like you.
here it is:
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The history of the world and recent events according to the chicken !!
______________________________Responses to the age-old question: "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
George W. Bush
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.Tony Blair
It is quite clear that the chicken will go to extreme lengths, indeed has
already done so, to hide these road crossings and avoid giving them up.Colin Powell
Now, to the left of the screen, you will clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken as it is crossing the road.Hans Blix
We have strong reason to believe that there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.Jacques Chirac
We will not support any action from a chicken who crosses the road before
ample time has been given to inspect the crossing. We will also accept no
ultimatums to have a chicken cross the road.Joscha Fischer (German Foreign secretary)
Excuse me sir, but I still haven't found a good reason for that chicken to
cross the road!Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
don't even have a chicken, much less a road for it to cross.Saddam Hussein
This chicken crossing over our road is an unprovoked act of rebellion, and
we are quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.Peter Arnett
The initial chicken crossing has failed because of traffic resistance. Now
the chicken is trying to make another planned crossing. Clearly, the
chicken misjudged the determination of the initial traffic forces.Ralph Nader
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
of a gas-guzzling SUV.Pat Buchanan
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American chicken.
Rush Limbaugh
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting
a government grant to cross a road, and I'll bet someone out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens with "Chicken
crossing-the-road" syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this
can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road, paid for by their tax
dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money; money
the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.Martha Stewart
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little chicken gave me any insider
information.Jerry Falwell
Because the chicken is gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other
side. That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I
say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other
side."Dr. Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the rain. Alone.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.Grandpa
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that a chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.Barbara Walters
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.John Lennon
Imagine all the chickens crossing the road in peace, and no chicken road
crossing religion too.Aristotle
It is simply the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx
It was an historical inevitability.
Voltaire
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death
its right to do it.Ronald Reagan
What chicken?
Captain Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?Sigmund Freud
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.Bill Gates
I have just released E-Chicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook.
And Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of E-Chicken 2003, so we are
bundling it with a world-wide road package.Albert Einstein
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road actually move beneath
the chicken?Bill Clinton
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken, Ms. Cluck! What do you mean by
cross? Could you define the word "cross" please?Buzz Aldrin
One small step for chicken, one giant leap for chicken-kind.
Colonel Sanders
Am I missing one?
poster:wendy b.
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