Posted by leeran on April 24, 2003, at 2:06:22
In reply to The TV commercials you hate, posted by whiterabbit on April 23, 2003, at 13:49:05
1. Five words (not sure if this is a national campaign or local to California):
"Lost another loan to Di-Tech."
2. Eleven words (local to California)
"Sit & Sleep will beat anyone's price or your mattress is FREEeeeee!"
3. Most annoying jingle:
800-588-2300 EmPIIIIIIIRE
http://www.empirecarpet.com/Home.asp
4. Most annoying facial expression: the female intern's pursed lips during one segment of the Dell commercial (when she looks at the other intern after being chastised).
5. Biggest stretch (no pun intended). The guy who has apparently undergone a personality transplant because he simply asked his doctor about Viagra.
6. Strangest concept: "Elvis" singing La Vida Loca on "Kingtinued - The Greatest Elvis Songs You've Never Heard" - huh??? If there was ever a reason to feel disassociated with reality (for me), this would be it. Where are Priscella and the Graceland attorneys when you need them?
7. Scariest spokesperson: Dr. Lewis Feder promoting his revolutionary "SkinTight" patented formula. Read my collagen-filled lips: this stuff works (under professionally applied make up).
8. An "out of circulation irritant," but destined to resurface the next time there's a paternity dispute - Days of our Lives "Who's the Daddy?" campaign.
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