Posted by Kar on December 11, 2002, at 21:25:24
In reply to 'Twas the Week Before Christmas, posted by WorryGirl on December 11, 2002, at 18:29:45
This was from a Joke of The Day.I can't remember the website but I'll cite my source when i find it. I don't usually like Christmas jokes, but...
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(to the tune of "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree")
Markin' Around the Christmas Tree
(What a doggie holiday
Just doin' what comes naturally
Even though it's Christmas Day.Markin' around The Christmas Tree
Gotta squirt each present twice
Spreading our scent on all this stuff
It's a doggie paradise.There may be some screaming when the humans rise at dawn
(but remember)
Grandma wraps her gifts in plastic
Hey - come on - it's nothing drastic.Markin' around the Christmas tree
We just do what boydogs do
Doin our duty gracefully
And we'll share our loot with you.Markin' around the Christmas tree
All precautions were in vain
We must own everything we see
So we stake our doggie claim.Markin' around the Christmas tree
We don't see the problem here
But if we're caught we know that we
Will be dragged off by the ear.People shout and tell us we are evil little curs
(but remember)
We're not trying to be snotty
YOU installed this indoor potty!Markin' around the Christmas Tree
Gonna check our list off twice
When Santa visits, we know he
Can just sniff out who is NICE!
poster:Kar
thread:33243
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20021206/msgs/33247.html