Posted by Phil on September 13, 2002, at 16:56:09
In reply to tell me it will stop, posted by tina on September 13, 2002, at 15:39:17
Relax...take some deep breaths. Let your shoulders relax. Find two pillows and a baseball bat. Beat pillows to shreds, you may have an old tv somewhere, break the picture tube.
While you're doing this scream profanities at the top of your lungs. (Kids can't be at home and it's advised to soundproof some.)
Repeat loud no's through the profanities and say things like, "There's no way in blip that you'll blip my blip bliping blip." Tell the disease to f--- off and you are coming to kick it's ass.
It tried, it lost. You'll find a way to kill it and your search continues tomorrow. It's just a matter of time. I know where I am and who I am and no ##%$&&**#*%id going to beat me.
If you run out of things at home to break, drive to the local junkyard, hopefully you still have the bat, now, break everything(owner must approve and you shouldn't break the law.) Whack-whack-whack!!!!!
Please update us on your condition tomorrow. I might not reply for a while. I've got a new Reggie Jackson bat and a junkyard to kill.
Oh medic!!Phil
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