Posted by Bobby on August 14, 2002, at 22:44:58
There once was a man who saw an ad in the newspaper that offered a talking dog for sale. The man, being curious, answered the ad by going to the address given in the paper. He walked up to the door where he met the owner of the dog."Is this where the talking dog is?" said the man. "it sure is " said the owner. "I suppose you don't beleive me but he's in the next room. Just walk through that door and see for yourself" continued the owner. So the man walked through the door and there was a dog in the middle of the room. The dog looked at him and said, "I know you don't believe I can talk so I'm just going to tell you about myself. I worked for the fire department for two years. I simply walked up to them and told them that, although i didn't have black and white spots like there other dog---I can talk. I was good at finding people in smoking buildings and directing the firefighters to them. If there was a fire, I could smell it from afar and alert the men. After that, I moved up to the police department. I could find buried bodies, attack suspects,and Sniff out drugs and explosives." That's just part of what i can do" said the dog. Well by then the man was hooked. He went up to the owner and said, " this dog is pretty impressive! Why would you want to sell a dog like this?" The owner looked at him and said, He's a *&#@ing liar!
poster:Bobby
thread:28617
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