PMS Humour

Posted by IsoM on May 14, 2002, at 3:13:42

Sorry if any are offended - I mean no offense, but a friend sent me this. Maybe it's as old as the hills but I never heard it before. Something to smile at & understand when it's not that time of month.
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. And only ONE!! Do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even realise the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!
WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@!... HOUSE!

I'm sorry... what was it you just asked me?

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PMS Humour IsoM 5/14/02
lololololol (nm) » IsoM sid 5/14/02
Sounds like someone's listening at our house! (nm) » IsoM SandraDee 5/14/02
I didn't know that you knew my mom! :) (nm) » IsoM Manda 5/14/02
Hey, I resemble that statement! : ( (nm) » IsoM BEARDEDLADY 5/14/02
You are a true CANADIAN! yuk yuk (nm) » IsoM Willow 5/14/02
LOL! Very cute and oh! so true (nm) rainbowlight 5/14/02
To Tell The Truth » BEARDEDLADY Ron Hill 5/16/02

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